AUDI – Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW – Brutal Money Waster
BUICK – Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CHEVROLET – Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CITROEN – Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nuters
DODGE – Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
FIAT – Failed Italian Automotive Technology
FIAT – Fix It Again Tomorrow
FORD – Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HONDA – Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI – Hope You Understand Nothings Driveable And Inexpensive
JAGUAR – Jows And Germans Usually Argue Retail
LOTUS – Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA – Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
NISSAN – Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
PORSCHE – Proof Of Spoiled Children Having Everything
RENAULT – Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Limp of Trash
SAAB – Swedish Automobiles Always Broken
TOYOTA – Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO – Very Old Looking Vehicular Object
VW – Virtually Wothless
JEEP – Just Empty Every Pocket
MOSKVIC – Milij, Otjezzaij Sto Kilometrov, Vilezaj i Čiņi
OPEL – Owned Per Elimentary Lusers
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