DMX came to visit me in my
home in Norwich,
He told me 'X Gon' give it to ya'
So I went to my sisters house
down the road, but my ex didn't
give it to me.
A horse and a chicken are
playing in a meadow. The horse
falls into a mud hole and is
sinking. He calls to the chicken
to go and get the farmer to help
pull him out to safety. The
chicken runs to the farm but the
farmer can't be found. So he
drives the farmer's BMW back to
the mud hole and ties some
rope around the bumper. He
then throws the other end of the
rope to his friend, the horse, and
drives the car forward, saving
him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and
horse were playing in the
meadow again and the chicken
fell into the mud hole. The
chicken yelled to the horse to go
and get some help from the
farmer. The horse said, "I think I
can stand over the hole!" So he
stretched over the width of the
hole and said, "Grab for my
'thingy' and pull yourself
up."And the chicken did and
pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story: If you're
hung like a horse, you don't
need a BMW to pick up chicks.
Jamal lives in Ethiopia. He has to
cycle 4 miles on a rusty bicycle
with no brakes and buckled
wheels, just to collect the water
for his family to drink. He then
has to carry the water back, in
the scorching heat on his bike.
He does this despite having a
busted ankle and only one hand,
having to clutch onto the handle
bars whilst trying to keep his
wonky bike upright, as he rides
through the heat.
Please, if you will send just £2 in
the post, I'll send you the video,
its fucking hilarious!!!
I'm in a bar, I see this woman, I
approach her. Me: hello, I wish
you were my homework... Girl
interrupts: Why, so you can bang
me all over your desk?? Me: No,
so I can feed you to my dog.
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