A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?” The blond replies…..”Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
14 Jul 2011, 11:26:42 Apins rakstīja:
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and ...
Normāli, ka šitais stāsts jau ir izvērsies par anektdotoi
Orģināls vispār ir šāds:
.Pirmkārt personāžs ir Igors uzvārdu nerakstīšu bet zināms cilvēks (viens no 90 gadu mažoriem)
.Otrkārt darbība notika Šveicē kur Igoram ir maza privātmāja (bez zemes platības kur novietot mašīnu - mašīna tiek turēta uz ielas)
.Treškārt mašīna ir MB S600 W12
Orģināls skan savādāk
Cilvēks bija jābrauc uz Maskavu un, jā, bija bail atstāt mašīnu uz ielas. Maksas stāvvietas Šveicē ir ļoti dārgas. Sanāca tā ka bijā jāaiziet uz banku pēc čeku grāmatiņas un šis jautā vai var aizņemties skaidrā naudā 500 USD uz 2 mēnešiem un atstāt ķīlā S klasi, šie aigāja pie bankas galvenā managera, šie saka o.k., bet šorttermam 10% month fee, Igors saka o.k.
Atbrauca pēc 1,5 mēneša samaksā 500 + 75 USD savāca S klasi un aizbrauca prom. Un neviens viņam neprasīja kāpēc un ko - tas ir bizness
Un to, ka tā viņš ieekonomēja ~ 200 USD uz stāvvietu dzirdēju no viņa Maskavā To gan viņš nestāstīja man, bet gan manam tābrīža bosam
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