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16 Dec 2012, 10:02:47 Surr rakstīja:
ĀĀĀ 
Sāku rakāties netā, izrādās, ka principā tas jau ir termins - "latvian joke". Pārsvarā jokos ir jāfigurē nabadzībai,kartupelim un mirušam dēlam, un noeikti jābūt rakstītam pēc iespējas kļūdainākā eng. valodā  .
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15 Dec 2012, 21:34:04 ghost rakstīja:
Nez kas to ir sacereejis, pilniibaa nesakariigs teksts...
No shit Einstein! 
Jāiemācās pasmieties par sevi. Atceroties skolas literatūru, tajā vienmēr valdīja depresīva noskaņa, nāve, nabadzība.. kartupeļi.. Cilvēki tagad to apspēlē tādā angļu valodā, kādu mēs izmantojam.
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| Latvian man go to doctor. 'Doctor doctor I have tumor growth in brain'. But Doctor dead due to poor health care infrastructure and no money for potato. Also man's tumor inoperable.
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16 Dec 2012, 13:15:42 Apins rakstīja:
Šorīt draugos uzdūros šādam tekstam: Šodien tu spēlējies ar vīriešu sirdīm, a pēc 10 gadiem tu spēlēsies ar saviem 40 kaķiem, kuce. 
ahahahaha
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| Tak pilns nets ar šo sūdu,un tas galīgi nav nekāds jaunums.
Daži ir patiešām smieklīgi.
Joke:
Latvian: Is so cold.
All: How cold is?
Latvian: Very. Also dark.
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Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.
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Janis: I hope my son does not die during night.
Guntis: What is "hope"?
Janis: Yes. I know what you say.
Guntis: No. I am serious. What is hope?
Janis: In truth, I do not know.
Joke:
Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.
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Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.
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Latvian walk into bar with pig on shoulder. Bartender say, “That look delicious!” But pig say, “No. Is Latvian. Taste is similar to dog.”
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Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “
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Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference?
Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!
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Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
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What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
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How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.
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Latvian is capture by cannibals. Cannibals say, “We are kill you and eat you and use skin for canoe. But you may choose means of your death.” Latvian say, “Okay! You are give me fork, please!” But oops! Is forgot how use!
Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.
Q: what is happening if you cross Latvian and potato?
A: this is cruel joke. please, no more.
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Why is Latvian throw clock out window? Will be no appointments anymore, only endure til death.
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Man is wait bread line. Wait until starve. Is very funny, yes!
Latvian Nursery rhyme..:
one potato, one potao, one potato, no more potato..
soldier eat potato and rape daughter..is end.
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16 Dec 2012, 15:45:10 Pfortnoks rakstīja:
Baudu dzīvi
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16 Dec 2012, 13:15:42 Apins rakstīja:
Šorīt draugos uzdūros šādam tekstam: Šodien tu spēlējies ar vīriešu sirdīm, a pēc 10 gadiem tu spēlēsies ar saviem 40 kaķiem, kuce.
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16 Dec 2012, 16:40:19 Dzhanis rakstīja:
rukshi atvilkaas http://pontu.eenet.ee/player/siga.html
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16 Dec 2012, 17:10:43 kom rakstīja:
16 Dec 2012, 16:40:19 Dzhanis rakstīja:
rukshi atvilkaas http://pontu.eenet.ee/player/siga.html
Vēl joprojām rij tā ka šņakst
Nu gan daudzi savilkušies.
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| Var rīkot konkursu: saskaiti cūķus [ Šo ziņu laboja berny757, 16 Dec 2012, 17:34:33 ] |
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16 Dec 2012, 17:43:23 rolis1987 rakstīja:
Prikols tāds, ka nupat ierados mājās un konstatēju, ka nav vairs kur kājas pie durvīm noslaucīt - kādam labs loms gadījies.
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