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| arizah | | 18. May 2012, 13:48 |
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18 May 2012, 12:57:22 Taspac rakstīja:
Nu un kaapec vinji teiskim traucee taxistiem.
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AVI  | | 18. May 2012, 13:52 |
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| e2xd | | 18. May 2012, 14:13 |
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|  Spied "Play", lai skatītos video! |
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| raivisp | | 18. May 2012, 14:29 |
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 Spied "Play", lai skatītos video! [ Šo ziņu laboja raivisp, 18 May 2012, 14:30:33 ] |
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| Buds | | 18. May 2012, 14:45 |
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| atgādina kaut kādus nesekmīgos skolēnus vai studentus vai skolēnus, kas pēdējā mirklī pirms eksāmeniem iet labot savus darbus un pēc tam čīkst, ka viņiem nenāk neviens pretī  |
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| Harcix | | 18. May 2012, 14:45 |
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| This acutally happened....so not really a joke, but you'll be laughing by the end
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match".
The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize
One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:
DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question 2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?"
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower it the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."
[3 minutes of commercials follow.]
DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?" (Touch tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"
Sara: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us."
Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?"
Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sara: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sara.
You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast Are you ready?"
Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sara: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"
Sara: "Well..."
DJ: Come on Sara.....where did you have it?
Sarah: "Up the arse....."
They had to call an ambulance for the DJ. He thought he was going to have a heart attack, he could not stop laughing. Apparently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this conversation, for minor traffic collisions.
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| Araajz | | 18. May 2012, 14:55 |
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| Komentāros powers? Visi pārsvarā par pupiem runā |
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| Damn | | 18. May 2012, 15:08 |
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18 May 2012, 14:45:30 Harcix rakstīja:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HichbzC4CHE |
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| viagris | | 18. May 2012, 15:29 |
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| Chesterb | | 18. May 2012, 16:07 |
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18 May 2012, 15:14:16 alvisrobeznieks rakstīja:
18 May 2012, 15:08:06 Damn rakstīja:
18 May 2012, 14:45:30 Harcix rakstīja:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HichbzC4CHE
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| arizah | | 18. May 2012, 16:15 |
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18 May 2012, 14:55:38 Araajz rakstīja:
Komentāros powers? Visi pārsvarā par pupiem runā
nu labi. pati viņa uzprasījās. viņas 4. izmērs bija galvenais, kas viņai galvā darījās, pārējo ar mokām piedzejoja klāt, lai būtu iemesls publikācijai. |
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| XMAX | | 18. May 2012, 16:31 |
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labu bildi izvēlējušies |
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| berny757 | | 18. May 2012, 17:17 |
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18 May 2012, 16:15:24 arizah rakstīja:
18 May 2012, 14:55:38 Araajz rakstīja:
Komentāros powers? Visi pārsvarā par pupiem runā
nu labi. pati viņa uzprasījās. viņas 4. izmērs bija galvenais, kas viņai galvā darījās, pārējo ar mokām piedzejoja klāt, lai būtu iemesls publikācijai.
Vai tiešām skatoties kreisajā atpakaļ skata spogulī var redzēt to kas notiek blakus josla??? |
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| nagla | | 18. May 2012, 17:43 |
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| idin,vina bija labaja josla! parkartojas pa kreisi jo labaja puse izbrauca damite,pats ta vienreiz knapi izbegu no avarijas uz salu tilta,kautka aizdomajos,a prieksha pirms kvienibas gatves 1km propka,a man izradas ko tikai velak sapratu bremzeja tikai viens ritenis,jo aizmugure bremzhu cilindrs bija psc,un nevareju nobremzet,sakuma domaju ka kadi akmentini siku slid zem riteniem! |
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| Marteens | | 18. May 2012, 18:03 |
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15 May 2012, 21:43:36 Dzenjukas rakstīja:
Vienkārši smuka kleita izlaidumam
Te raksts http://rus.tvnet.lv/novosti/za_rubjezhom/200485...ads_in_www.tvnet diezgan ātri populāra kļuvusi. |
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| Taspac | | 18. May 2012, 18:39 |
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18 May 2012, 13:48:38 arizah rakstīja:
18 May 2012, 12:57:22 Taspac rakstīja:
Nu un kaapec vinji teiskim traucee taxistiem.
tapēc, ka taksisti ir čurkas!
Tjipa baigias arguments
Churka[ Šo ziņu laboja Taspac, 18 May 2012, 18:41:59 ] |
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| Rom4iks_328 | | 18. May 2012, 19:21 |
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_emb...mp;v=-mZNB6jRVuw
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| Ervalds | | 18. May 2012, 19:29 |
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| Tas skyline ir tik ļoooti n-reizes šeit bijis, moška ieliekat kāds pārmaiņas pēc video kur golfu nolocīja kokā.
Vai arī snjimaju nahui. |
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| Rom4iks_328 | | 18. May 2012, 19:29 |
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18 May 2012, 19:29:01 Ervalds rakstīja:
Tas skyline ir tik ļoooti n-reizes šeit bijis, moška ieliekat kāds pārmaiņas pēc video kur golfu nolocīja kokā.
Vai arī snjimaju nahui.
nebiju pamanijis kad kads bija licis! sorry bet vsm var ierekt  |
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| e2xd | | 18. May 2012, 19:33 |
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