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| onkul5 | | 11. Jan 2011, 00:54 |
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Ziņojumi: 686
Braucu ar: e70 4.8, e53 4.6is
| gan jau, ka ir bijis, bet :
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit
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<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
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<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me
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DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
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<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?
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t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
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<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
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<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
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<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language
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<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
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<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. 
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<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
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<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
* luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
<ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
<r`heaven>
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labaakais 
<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado
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<MasterG> .....................................................................
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<judas> where's pacman when you need him?
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<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
<YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
* YuFFie ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
* YuFFie ([email protected]) has joined #
<YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF
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| G1 | | 11. Jan 2011, 00:58 |
#5900
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Ziņojumi: 807
Braucu ar: ...
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6500  | | 11. Jan 2011, 01:32 |
#5901
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Ziņojumi: 15715
Braucu ar:
| kad pie mums taa buus
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se7en  | | 11. Jan 2011, 01:47 |
#5902
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No: Dobele
Ziņojumi: 27664
Braucu ar: SE7EN, MV-989
| mūsējie mīzalas.
PS. interesanti  http://www.jasonlarche.com/speakerboxxx/
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| THEBEST | | 11. Jan 2011, 01:58 |
#5903
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Ziņojumi: 579
Braucu ar:
| godmanis - tas viss ir sūds |
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| dex2 | | 11. Jan 2011, 02:17 |
#5904
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 837
Braucu ar: Spices ierīkošana pierīga T.27 555 009
| Īsi un konkrēti. |
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| Shpahtels | | 11. Jan 2011, 02:20 |
#5905
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Kopš: 18. Jan 2009
No: Ogre
Ziņojumi: 322
Braucu ar: Leon
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11 Jan 2011, 02:17:33 dex2 rakstīja:
Īsi un konkrēti.
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| dex2 | | 11. Jan 2011, 03:06 |
#5906
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Kopš: 15. Mar 2009
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 837
Braucu ar: Spices ierīkošana pierīga T.27 555 009
| Vārna vārnai acī neknābj. Nav diezko interesants bet kodols ir.. |
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| RENIO | | 11. Jan 2011, 08:36 |
#5907
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 Kopš: 05. Mar 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 4669
Braucu ar: 2 x bmw
| Kā paveicās
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| RENIO | | 11. Jan 2011, 08:38 |
#5908
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Kopš: 05. Mar 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 4669
Braucu ar: 2 x bmw
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| ZX | | 11. Jan 2011, 09:52 |
#5909
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No: Baldone
Ziņojumi: 22909
Braucu ar: Vecu E39
| http://www.ss.lv/msg/lv/transport/cars/opel/astra/bkhme.html |
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| chepsis | | 11. Jan 2011, 09:54 |
#5910
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 32459
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11 Jan 2011, 09:52:10 ZX6R rakstīja:
http://www.ss.lv/msg/lv/transport/cars/opel/astra/bkhme.html
Par šito kāds ākstās  zipā ir tāds pats sludinājums tikai ar citu opeli |
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| raivisp | | 11. Jan 2011, 09:55 |
#5911
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 Kopš: 22. Aug 2006
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 8620
Braucu ar: to kas pagalmā mētājas
| bet labs teksts ja kāds grib tādu lamatu ar ko pārvietoties, drīzāk nopirks šito, nekā citu |
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| Android | | 11. Jan 2011, 10:17 |
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 5117
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| se7en | | 11. Jan 2011, 10:25 |
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Kopš: 28. Dec 2004
No: Dobele
Ziņojumi: 27664
Braucu ar: SE7EN, MV-989
| idiotizm
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| Tune-L | | 11. Jan 2011, 10:37 |
#5914
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 20525
Braucu ar: BMW 3GT, BMW 4Gran Coupe
| Vispaar prasaas peec iecirsta cirvja galvaa, tam Simbirskas ljaunacim !!! 
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Чей Венесуэла?
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| artis83 | | 11. Jan 2011, 11:18 |
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No: Liepāja
Ziņojumi: 6255
Braucu ar: audi
| luuk pie kaa noved seemocjku grausjana;
http://www.apollo.lv/portal/news/articles/226075 |
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| raivisp | | 11. Jan 2011, 11:40 |
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Kopš: 22. Aug 2006
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 8620
Braucu ar: to kas pagalmā mētājas
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11 Jan 2011, 11:18:38 artis83 rakstīja:
luuk pie kaa noved seemocjku grausjana;
http://www.apollo.lv/portal/news/articles/226075
urlāti jau arī neprot kontrolēt savu ēšanas un dzeršanas kāri, bet viņiem pa īsu vienmēr ar izejmateriāliem, tāpēc arī nav pilnas ielas ar beigtām urlām, tikai nabaga putniņi  |
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| Atvars | | 11. Jan 2011, 11:41 |
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 1825
Braucu ar: Lincoln LS, BMW R65RS
| Ledus drifts
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| Foxijs | | 11. Jan 2011, 12:32 |
#5918
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 3171
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11 Jan 2011, 01:32:53 6500 rakstīja:
kad pie mums taa buus
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