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CP17
13. Apr 2011, 10:40 #2021

Kopš: 17. Dec 2002

No: Zilupe

Ziņojumi: 17

Braucu ar: Sargenģeli


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CP17
13. Apr 2011, 10:40 #2022

Kopš: 17. Dec 2002

No: Zilupe

Ziņojumi: 17

Braucu ar: Sargenģeli

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CP17
13. Apr 2011, 10:41 #2023

Kopš: 17. Dec 2002

No: Zilupe

Ziņojumi: 17

Braucu ar: Sargenģeli

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CP17
13. Apr 2011, 10:50 #2024

Kopš: 17. Dec 2002

No: Zilupe

Ziņojumi: 17

Braucu ar: Sargenģeli

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CP17
13. Apr 2011, 10:51 #2025

Kopš: 17. Dec 2002

No: Zilupe

Ziņojumi: 17

Braucu ar: Sargenģeli

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CP17
13. Apr 2011, 10:52 #2026

Kopš: 17. Dec 2002

No: Zilupe

Ziņojumi: 17

Braucu ar: Sargenģeli

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CP17
13. Apr 2011, 10:54 #2027

Kopš: 17. Dec 2002

No: Zilupe

Ziņojumi: 17

Braucu ar: Sargenģeli

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CP17
13. Apr 2011, 10:56 #2028

Kopš: 17. Dec 2002

No: Zilupe

Ziņojumi: 17

Braucu ar: Sargenģeli

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EmWe
13. Apr 2011, 10:57 #2029

Kopš: 02. Dec 2003

Ziņojumi: 1453

Braucu ar:




Back to the Future

[ Šo ziņu laboja EmWe, 13 Apr 2011, 10:59:30 ]

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zzips
13. Apr 2011, 11:17 #2030

Kopš: 20. Feb 2004

Ziņojumi: 28219

Braucu ar: Slēgta tipa visurgājēju

I need more!

Did you know that 99% of Dead Hookers were battered women first?

And all this time, I was eating mine plain!


What do you tell a Hooker with 2 black eyes?

Nothing. You've already told her twice!


Why did the Hooker fall out of the tree?

Because, she was dead!


Why are Dead Hookers such shitty drivers?

Because, they are women!


Why did the Hooker fall off the swing?

Because, her arms were cut off!


What did the Blind, Deaf, and Dumb Hooker get for Christmas?

Cancer!


What do you call a Hooker with no legs?

A nightcrawler!


What's the difference between your job and a Dead Hooker?

Your job still sucks!


What's the worst thing about killing a chinese hooker?

An hour later, you want to kill another one!


What's the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker?

Jello wiggles when you eat it!


What's the difference between a Dead Hooker in the road and a dead cat in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dead cat!


What's the difference between a Corvette and a Dead Hooker?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage!


What do you do if your hooker is running around screaming and bleeding in your hotel room?

Shoot her again!


What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?

You don't cry when you chop up a hooker








[ Šo ziņu laboja zzips, 13 Apr 2011, 11:20:33 ]



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CP17
13. Apr 2011, 11:48 #2031

Kopš: 17. Dec 2002

No: Zilupe

Ziņojumi: 17

Braucu ar: Sargenģeli

Daiļais dzimums
http://ziza.qip.ru/2011/04/13/podborka_prikolov...evushkami_2.html
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zZveers
13. Apr 2011, 12:45 #2032

Kopš: 13. Oct 2010

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 2094

Braucu ar: taksi

Spied "Play", lai skatītos video!

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Foxijs
13. Apr 2011, 12:49 #2033

Kopš: 02. Aug 2006

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 3171

Braucu ar:


13 Apr 2011, 10:40:44 CP17 rakstīja:
[IMG]tīģeris[/IMG]

Taisona RR?
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Reigns
13. Apr 2011, 12:56 #2034

Kopš: 11. Sep 2005

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 503

Braucu ar: 2.2i


13 Apr 2011, 09:54:31 VMR rakstīja:
Atrodi bildē kaķi

http://urod.ru/uploads/042011/cat_01.jpg




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RVR
13. Apr 2011, 13:00 #2035

Kopš: 18. Sep 2008

Ziņojumi: 22574

Braucu ar: RVR

Ja kāds vēl nav redzējis, tad ŠEIT var paskatīties "Naša Russia" 5. sezonas pirmās piecas sērijas visā pilnībā.

No youtube viņi pastāvīgi dzēš ārā, tāpēc tur var sameklēt tikai dažādus atgriezumus.
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grizzly
13. Apr 2011, 13:07 #2036

Kopš: 21. Dec 2007

Ziņojumi: 91

Braucu ar: žurku


13 Apr 2011, 13:00:43 91 rakstīja:
Ja kāds vēl nav redzējis, tad ŠEIT var paskatīties "Naša Russia" 5. sezonas pirmās piecas sērijas visā pilnībā.

No youtube viņi pastāvīgi dzēš ārā, tāpēc tur var sameklēt tikai dažādus atgriezumus.

te arī http://funcomedy.ru/main/nasharasha/
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SCHNITZEL
13. Apr 2011, 13:14 #2037

Kopš: 26. Jun 2008

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 3387

Braucu ar: dyzelinas

Spied "Play", lai skatītos video!


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CP17
13. Apr 2011, 14:42 #2038

Kopš: 17. Dec 2002

No: Zilupe

Ziņojumi: 17

Braucu ar: Sargenģeli

Ļoti labs prikols
http://ziza.qip.ru/2011/04/13/zhestkijj_prikol_...m_shutnikom.html
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cat
13. Apr 2011, 14:50 #2039

Kopš: 07. Mar 2011

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 7

Braucu ar:

vnk nevaruuuu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h_wVS89lbI&...=player_embedded

[ Šo ziņu laboja cat, 13 Apr 2011, 14:51:10 ]

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Andris_323i
13. Apr 2011, 15:16 #2040

Kopš: 05. Jan 2008

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 1757

Braucu ar: štoku, cilindru un bloku

Sitadas parpontojusas cukas asociejas ar so

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