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CP17  | 13. Apr 2011, 10:40 |
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CP17  | 13. Apr 2011, 10:40 |
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No: Zilupe
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CP17  | 13. Apr 2011, 10:41 |
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No: Zilupe
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CP17  | 13. Apr 2011, 10:50 |
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No: Zilupe
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CP17  | 13. Apr 2011, 10:51 |
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No: Zilupe
Ziņojumi: 17
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CP17  | 13. Apr 2011, 10:52 |
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No: Zilupe
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CP17  | 13. Apr 2011, 10:54 |
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No: Zilupe
Ziņojumi: 17
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CP17  | 13. Apr 2011, 10:56 |
#2028
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No: Zilupe
Ziņojumi: 17
Braucu ar: Sargenģeli
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EmWe  | 13. Apr 2011, 10:57 |
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Ziņojumi: 1453
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Back to the Future[ Šo ziņu laboja EmWe, 13 Apr 2011, 10:59:30 ] |
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zzips  | 13. Apr 2011, 11:17 |
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Ziņojumi: 28219
Braucu ar: Slēgta tipa visurgājēju
| I need more!
Did you know that 99% of Dead Hookers were battered women first?
And all this time, I was eating mine plain!
What do you tell a Hooker with 2 black eyes?
Nothing. You've already told her twice!
Why did the Hooker fall out of the tree?
Because, she was dead!
Why are Dead Hookers such shitty drivers?
Because, they are women!
Why did the Hooker fall off the swing?
Because, her arms were cut off!
What did the Blind, Deaf, and Dumb Hooker get for Christmas?
Cancer!
What do you call a Hooker with no legs?
A nightcrawler!
What's the difference between your job and a Dead Hooker?
Your job still sucks!
What's the worst thing about killing a chinese hooker?
An hour later, you want to kill another one!
What's the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker?
Jello wiggles when you eat it!
What's the difference between a Dead Hooker in the road and a dead cat in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dead cat!
What's the difference between a Corvette and a Dead Hooker?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage!
What do you do if your hooker is running around screaming and bleeding in your hotel room?
Shoot her again!
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
You don't cry when you chop up a hooker


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CP17  | 13. Apr 2011, 11:48 |
#2031
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No: Zilupe
Ziņojumi: 17
Braucu ar: Sargenģeli
| Daiļais dzimums 
http://ziza.qip.ru/2011/04/13/podborka_prikolov...evushkami_2.html |
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zZveers | 13. Apr 2011, 12:45 |
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 2094
Braucu ar: taksi
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Foxijs | 13. Apr 2011, 12:49 |
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 3171
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13 Apr 2011, 10:40:44 CP17 rakstīja:
[IMG]tīģeris[/IMG]
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Reigns  | 13. Apr 2011, 12:56 |
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 503
Braucu ar: 2.2i
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13 Apr 2011, 09:54:31 VMR rakstīja:
Atrodi bildē kaķi 
http://urod.ru/uploads/042011/cat_01.jpg
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RVR  | 13. Apr 2011, 13:00 |
#2035
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 Kopš: 18. Sep 2008
Ziņojumi: 22574
Braucu ar: RVR
| Ja kāds vēl nav redzējis, tad ŠEIT var paskatīties "Naša Russia" 5. sezonas pirmās piecas sērijas visā pilnībā.
No youtube viņi pastāvīgi dzēš ārā, tāpēc tur var sameklēt tikai dažādus atgriezumus. |
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grizzly | 13. Apr 2011, 13:07 |
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Ziņojumi: 91
Braucu ar: žurku
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13 Apr 2011, 13:00:43 91 rakstīja:
Ja kāds vēl nav redzējis, tad ŠEIT var paskatīties "Naša Russia" 5. sezonas pirmās piecas sērijas visā pilnībā.
No youtube viņi pastāvīgi dzēš ārā, tāpēc tur var sameklēt tikai dažādus atgriezumus.
te arī http://funcomedy.ru/main/nasharasha/ |
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SCHNITZEL  | 13. Apr 2011, 13:14 |
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 3387
Braucu ar: dyzelinas
|  Spied "Play", lai skatītos video!
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CP17  | 13. Apr 2011, 14:42 |
#2038
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No: Zilupe
Ziņojumi: 17
Braucu ar: Sargenģeli
| Ļoti labs prikols 
http://ziza.qip.ru/2011/04/13/zhestkijj_prikol_...m_shutnikom.html |
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cat | 13. Apr 2011, 14:50 |
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Kopš: 07. Mar 2011
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 7
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| vnk nevaruuuu 
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Andris_323i
| 13. Apr 2011, 15:16 |
#2040
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 1757
Braucu ar: štoku, cilindru un bloku
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