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EmWe  | | 13. Apr 2011, 10:57 |
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Back to the Future[ Šo ziņu laboja EmWe, 13 Apr 2011, 10:59:30 ] |
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zzips  | | 13. Apr 2011, 11:17 |
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Ziņojumi: 28219
Braucu ar: Slēgta tipa visurgājēju
| I need more!
Did you know that 99% of Dead Hookers were battered women first?
And all this time, I was eating mine plain!
What do you tell a Hooker with 2 black eyes?
Nothing. You've already told her twice!
Why did the Hooker fall out of the tree?
Because, she was dead!
Why are Dead Hookers such shitty drivers?
Because, they are women!
Why did the Hooker fall off the swing?
Because, her arms were cut off!
What did the Blind, Deaf, and Dumb Hooker get for Christmas?
Cancer!
What do you call a Hooker with no legs?
A nightcrawler!
What's the difference between your job and a Dead Hooker?
Your job still sucks!
What's the worst thing about killing a chinese hooker?
An hour later, you want to kill another one!
What's the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker?
Jello wiggles when you eat it!
What's the difference between a Dead Hooker in the road and a dead cat in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dead cat!
What's the difference between a Corvette and a Dead Hooker?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage!
What do you do if your hooker is running around screaming and bleeding in your hotel room?
Shoot her again!
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
You don't cry when you chop up a hooker
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| CP17 | | 13. Apr 2011, 11:48 |
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 17
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| Daiļais dzimums 
http://ziza.qip.ru/2011/04/13/podborka_prikolov...evushkami_2.html |
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| zZveers | | 13. Apr 2011, 12:45 |
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 2094
Braucu ar: taksi
|  Spied "Play", lai skatītos video!
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| Foxijs | | 13. Apr 2011, 12:49 |
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No: Rīga
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13 Apr 2011, 10:40:44 CP17 rakstīja:
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Taisona RR?  |
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| Reigns | | 13. Apr 2011, 12:56 |
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 503
Braucu ar: 2.2i
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13 Apr 2011, 09:54:31 VMR rakstīja:
Atrodi bildē kaķi 
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| RVR | | 13. Apr 2011, 13:00 |
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Ziņojumi: 22956
Braucu ar: RVR
| Ja kāds vēl nav redzējis, tad ŠEIT var paskatīties "Naša Russia" 5. sezonas pirmās piecas sērijas visā pilnībā.
No youtube viņi pastāvīgi dzēš ārā, tāpēc tur var sameklēt tikai dažādus atgriezumus. |
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| grizzly | | 13. Apr 2011, 13:07 |
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Ziņojumi: 91
Braucu ar: žurku
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13 Apr 2011, 13:00:43 91 rakstīja:
Ja kāds vēl nav redzējis, tad ŠEIT var paskatīties "Naša Russia" 5. sezonas pirmās piecas sērijas visā pilnībā.
No youtube viņi pastāvīgi dzēš ārā, tāpēc tur var sameklēt tikai dažādus atgriezumus.
te arī http://funcomedy.ru/main/nasharasha/ |
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| SCHNITZEL | | 13. Apr 2011, 13:14 |
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 3387
Braucu ar: dyzelinas
|  Spied "Play", lai skatītos video!
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| CP17 | | 13. Apr 2011, 14:42 |
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Kopš: 17. Dec 2002
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 17
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| Ļoti labs prikols
http://ziza.qip.ru/2011/04/13/zhestkijj_prikol_...m_shutnikom.html |
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| cat | | 13. Apr 2011, 14:50 |
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Kopš: 07. Mar 2011
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 7
Braucu ar:
| vnk nevaruuuu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h_wVS89lbI&...=player_embedded[ Šo ziņu laboja cat, 13 Apr 2011, 14:51:10 ] |
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Andris_323i  
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 1757
Braucu ar: štoku, cilindru un bloku
| Sitadas parpontojusas cukas asociejas ar so 
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| CP17 | | 13. Apr 2011, 15:41 |
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Kopš: 17. Dec 2002
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 17
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| Apins | | 13. Apr 2011, 16:00 |
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 3469
Braucu ar: RS, Jimny un R1200GS
| My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.
The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.
She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.
Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.
I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.
I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.
In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.
He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22.
He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work.
Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.
Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.
Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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| most | | 13. Apr 2011, 16:19 |
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No: Dobele
Ziņojumi: 1078
Braucu ar: Yamaha WR450 e46 n62-780hp g31
| LaBS! 
sitas |
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| ledusskapis- | | 13. Apr 2011, 17:47 |
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No: Saldus
Ziņojumi: 1569
Braucu ar: VW golf2 & Kia Ceed
| Cerams ka veel nav bijis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLYWXikMOvg&...r_embedded#at=24 [ Šo ziņu laboja ledusskapis-, 13 Apr 2011, 17:47:26 ] |
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| Kruuminsh | | 13. Apr 2011, 19:07 |
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 211
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| prikols ir L&M ciigas ar min-max leveli,var pagriezt cik stiptu duumu gribas |
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| Elksnis | | 13. Apr 2011, 22:45 |
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 1583
Braucu ar:
| kuda dalše |
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| karlsonss | | 13. Apr 2011, 22:58 |
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Kopš: 02. Feb 2009
No: Jelgava
Ziņojumi: 23038
Braucu ar:
| Kukulis no ciema. |
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| Dezinfektors | | 13. Apr 2011, 23:42 |
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 514
Braucu ar: Jawu un Audi
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