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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 14367
Braucu ar: 3 sek līdz 100
| SOCIALISM
You own 2 cows.
You give your neighbor one of them.
COMMUNISM
You own 2 cows.
The state takes them both, and gives you milk
FASISCM
You own 2 cows.
The state takes them both, and sells you milk
NAZISM
You own 2 cows.
The state takes them both...and then shoots you.
BEAUROCRACY
You own 2 cows.
The state takes them both, Shoots one of them, milks the other and then spills all the milk
TRADIDIONAL CAPITALISM
You own 2 cows.
You sell one of them and buy a bull. You establish a cow farm and profit. You sell the cow farm and retire.
SURREALISM
You own two giraffes.
The state makes you go and learn to play the harmonica.
AMERICAN CORPORATISM
You own two cows. You sell one, and force the other to milk like 4 cows. Then you hire a specialist to explain why she died.
ICELANDIC CORPORATISM
You own 2 cows.
You sell 3 to a company on the stock exchange, with a collateral in the fake company of your brother in law – then you finalize a takeover, claiming you have already listed your company and get all 4 cows back – plus tax deduction.
The profits from the operation of the 6 cows is accounted for in a company in the Caribbean, but the secret majority of that company sells you the right for all 7 cows back. According to audited books, your company now owns 8 cows, and the right to purchase one more. You sell one cow to please an un-named politician –and that leaves you with 9 cows. The right to access the bull is sold via SPO
FRENCH CORPORATISM
You own 2 cows.
You go on a strike, organize a protest and stall traffic.... because you want to own 3 cows.
JAPANESE CORPORATISM
You own 2 cows.
You redesign them so that they are 10 times smaller, but produce 20 times more milk. Then you market a new comic hero – Cowman – which will be a global hit.
GERMAN CORPORATISM
You own 2 cows.
You redesign them so that they live for a 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.....
ITALIAN CORPORATISM
You own 2 cows.
You have no idea where they are. You decide to have something to eat.
RUSSIAN CORPORATISM
You own 2 cows.
You count them and figure out that you own 5 cows.
You count them again and figure out that you have 42 cows.
You count them yet again and find out that you have 2 cows
You stop counting and open up another bottle of vodka
SWISS CORPORATISM
You own 5000 cows. None of them really belongs to you. But you charge the owners for keeping them.
CHINESE CORPORATISM
You own 2 cows.
You hire 300 people to milk them. You state that the unemployment is at a minimum and that the agricultural sector is booming.
You arrest the journalist that told the truth about the situation.
INDIAN CORPORATISM
You own two cows.
You worship them
BRITISH CORPORATISM
You own two cows.
Both have mad cow disease.
IRAQI CORPORATISM
Everyone seem to own a lot of cows.
You tell everyone that you do not have any cow.
No one believes you so you are bombed to hell and your country invaded.
You still do not have any cows, but at least you are living in a democratic country...
AUSTRALIAN CORPORATISM
You own 2 cows.
Business is doing well.
You close the office and open up a few brewskys to celebrate.
NEW ZEALAND CORPORATISM
You own two cows.
The one on the left is really nice.
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 Kopš: 07. Mar 2009
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 1575
Braucu ar: V40
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| dainz | |
 Kopš: 19. Jul 2005
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 698
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02 Jan 2013, 14:21:36 sos911 rakstīja:
http://pukje.mix.lv/articles/playboy-menesa-rot...-aprec-vecu-viru
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| Bembiks | |
 Kopš: 27. Oct 2011
Ziņojumi: 1031
Braucu ar: Autobusu
| izskatās ka tas ir joks, ja ir tā kā saka.... pedeja vieta kur iet stradat! |
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| artis83 | |
 Kopš: 24. Jul 2010
No: Liepāja
Ziņojumi: 6255
Braucu ar: audi
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02 Jan 2013, 14:52:37 Bembiks rakstīja:
izskatās ka tas ir joks, ja ir tā kā saka.... pedeja vieta kur iet stradat!
kur prikols?: |
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| sirsenis | |
 Kopš: 21. Jul 2011
Ziņojumi: 355
Braucu ar: E-talonu
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01 Jan 2013, 22:17:01 axl rakstīja:
01 Jan 2013, 22:13:16 sirsenis rakstīja:
Mēs ar senci spriedām ka LTV ir tuvu bankrotam, ja jau visi bēg projām no turienes.
Labriit!!! Vispaar jau LTV paartiek no muusu nodoklju maksaaataaju naudas.
Jā bet Kots visu naudu iztērēja nopērkot lietotu pārvietojamo telecentru( vai kā viņu tur sauc) Katrā ziņā neviens tur par kapeikām negrib neko darīt. Tā vismaz man liekas. |
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| xn3x | |
 Kopš: 09. Sep 2007
Ziņojumi: 2787
Braucu ar: sieviešu auto
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02 Jan 2013, 14:52:37 Bembiks rakstīja:
izskatās ka tas ir joks, ja ir tā kā saka.... pedeja vieta kur iet stradat!
Prikolu nesapratu  |
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| Faraons | |
 Kopš: 15. Dec 2012
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 675
Braucu ar: BMW 745 (E65)
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02 Jan 2013, 15:04:16 xn3x rakstīja:
02 Jan 2013, 14:52:37 Bembiks rakstīja:
izskatās ka tas ir joks, ja ir tā kā saka.... pedeja vieta kur iet stradat!
Prikolu nesapratu
Man arī nepieleca. Sliktas atsauksmes par uzņēmumu? |
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| artis83 | |
Kopš: 24. Jul 2010
No: Liepāja
Ziņojumi: 6255
Braucu ar: audi
| Jaungada sveetkos vispaar TV nevajadzeetu skatiities.
un drosji vien tas latviesju humors ir tik "labs", lai mēs izpelnītos ievērību pasaules līmenī internetā:
bet kas attiecas uz LTV, tad sjodien, pa cik slims, pa ltv1 pilniigi debiilaa laikaa skatiijos sjito filmu:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436697/
un ljoti biezji pa ltv rāda tiešām labas filmas.
un vispār ltv ir baigi hipsterīgs kanāls: |
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| artis83 | |
Kopš: 24. Jul 2010
No: Liepāja
Ziņojumi: 6255
Braucu ar: audi
| prikols ka cilveekam peedeejaa vieta kur iet straadaat ir darba vieta kuraa maksaa 700 ls |
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| Zeds | |
 Kopš: 15. Jul 2008
No: Jūrmala
Ziņojumi: 1936
Braucu ar: Q7
| Nu tālbraucējam 500 ls uz rokas ir pamaz.. |
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| nutastur | |
 Kopš: 01. Mar 2009
Ziņojumi: 3658
Braucu ar: POLO
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02 Jan 2013, 15:27:32 Zeds rakstīja:
Nu tālbraucējam 500 ls uz rokas ir pamaz..
tur jau rakstīts no 700. moš tas pa lietuvas braucieniem?  |
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Kopš: 11. Jun 2006
No: Tukums
Ziņojumi: 1548
Braucu ar: E 39 3.0 dA. Volvo FH 12 460, Euro 6.
| Joks tāds, ka darba devējs ir Kreiss ar saviem super duper labajiem darba nosacījumiem. |
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 Kopš: 16. May 2002
No: Valmiera
Ziņojumi: 7823
Braucu ar: V10
| loti labs joks par shito teemu: click
02 Jan 2013, 14:39:29 dainz rakstīja:
02 Jan 2013, 14:21:36 sos911 rakstīja:
http://pukje.mix.lv/articles/playboy-menesa-rot...-aprec-vecu-viru
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 Kopš: 01. Nov 2004
No: Grobiņa
Ziņojumi: 781
Braucu ar: E30, E34
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02 Jan 2013, 15:58:05 12 rakstīja:
Joks tāds, ka darba devējs ir Kreiss ar saviem super duper labajiem darba nosacījumiem.
Un pa tādu naudu nevar braukt pa Eiropu, krietni pa maz! |
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| dainz | |
Kopš: 19. Jul 2005
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 698
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Prikols jau it kā,bet bļ..,ne tad kad LV tas notiek... |
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 Kopš: 09. Dec 2004
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 10233
Braucu ar: Air baltic
| Nesaprotu par ko Tu brīnies?
Tjip mēs te baisākā eiropa un viss mums ir skaisti un galvenais kad cilvēki skaisti utt... 
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 Kopš: 12. Jun 2002
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 20537
Braucu ar: BMW 4 F36 Gran Coupe, BMW 4 G26 Gran Coupe
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Kopš: 09. Dec 2004
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 10233
Braucu ar: Air baltic
| Tune-l fuuuuuuuccck kas ar Tevi
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No: Liepāja
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02 Jan 2013, 16:46:08 dainz rakstīja:
Ceļu remonts
Prikols jau it kā,bet bļ..,ne tad kad LV tas notiek...
Tas vispāt ir asfalts? Kaut kā nemanu garaiņus. Vai nu tie ir kaut kādi izdedži, kuri vnk tiek samestas avārijas bedrēs (neizskatījās gan pēc avārijas bedrēm), vai nu tas asfalts ir tā jau atdzisis, ka tur neko prātīgu ar viņu neiesākt un tāpēc sagāzts tāpat bedrēs. |
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