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 Kopš: 19. Dec 2005
Ziņojumi: 5863
Braucu ar: Čupu ar lūžņiem un diviem BMW.
| Tak pilns nets ar šo sūdu,un tas galīgi nav nekāds jaunums.
Daži ir patiešām smieklīgi.
Joke:
Latvian: Is so cold.
All: How cold is?
Latvian: Very. Also dark.
Joke:
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.
Joke:
Janis: I hope my son does not die during night.
Guntis: What is "hope"?
Janis: Yes. I know what you say.
Guntis: No. I am serious. What is hope?
Janis: In truth, I do not know.
Joke:
Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.
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Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.
Joke:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.
Joke:
Latvian walk into bar with pig on shoulder. Bartender say, “That look delicious!” But pig say, “No. Is Latvian. Taste is similar to dog.”
Joke:
Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “
Joke:
Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference?
Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!
Joke:
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
Joke:
What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
Joke:
How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.
Joke:
Latvian is capture by cannibals. Cannibals say, “We are kill you and eat you and use skin for canoe. But you may choose means of your death.” Latvian say, “Okay! You are give me fork, please!” But oops! Is forgot how use!
Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.
Q: what is happening if you cross Latvian and potato?
A: this is cruel joke. please, no more.
Joke:
Why is Latvian throw clock out window? Will be no appointments anymore, only endure til death.
Joke:
Man is wait bread line. Wait until starve. Is very funny, yes!
Latvian Nursery rhyme..:
one potato, one potao, one potato, no more potato..
soldier eat potato and rape daughter..is end.
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| uksits | |
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No: Zilupe
Ziņojumi: 17701
Braucu ar: V8 diesel
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| elveens | |
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 60
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| hustla | |
 Kopš: 28. Jun 2009
Ziņojumi: 3660
Braucu ar:
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| Students_BKSB | |
Kopš: 19. Nov 2010
No: Salaspils
Ziņojumi: 131
Braucu ar: Civic V
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| lapsins | |
 Kopš: 17. Feb 2010
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 900
Braucu ar: subaru
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Baudu dzīvi
zināmi čaļi Lubānā
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| Dzhanis | |
 Kopš: 29. Dec 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 3734
Braucu ar: kreiso labejo
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| apollo | |
 Kopš: 12. Oct 2009
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 671
Braucu ar: Q
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Šorīt draugos uzdūros šādam tekstam: Šodien tu spēlējies ar vīriešu sirdīm, a pēc 10 gadiem tu spēlēsies ar saviem 40 kaķiem, kuce. 
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 Kopš: 15. Oct 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 2721
Braucu ar: audi
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16 Dec 2012, 16:40:19 Dzhanis rakstīja:
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| berny757 | |
 Kopš: 08. Aug 2006
Ziņojumi: 4243
Braucu ar: G30 530e M performance, e30 cabrio, e21 rally, VW golf2 gti, MB 500SEC
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16 Dec 2012, 17:10:43 kom rakstīja:
16 Dec 2012, 16:40:19 Dzhanis rakstīja:
rukshi atvilkaas http://pontu.eenet.ee/player/siga.html
Vēl joprojām rij tā ka šņakst
Nu gan daudzi savilkušies.
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| berny757 | |
Kopš: 08. Aug 2006
Ziņojumi: 4243
Braucu ar: G30 530e M performance, e30 cabrio, e21 rally, VW golf2 gti, MB 500SEC
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| rolis1987 | |
 Kopš: 19. Dec 2006
No: Liepāja
Ziņojumi: 2871
Braucu ar:
| Prikols tāds, ka nupat ierados mājās un konstatēju, ka nav vairs kur kājas pie durvīm noslaucīt - kādam labs loms gadījies. |
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 Kopš: 13. Aug 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 14367
Braucu ar: 3 sek līdz 100
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| ar4ibalc | |
 Kopš: 26. May 2010
No: Cēsis
Ziņojumi: 143
Braucu ar: vaz 2103, passat b5+, e36 coupe
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16 Dec 2012, 17:43:23 rolis1987 rakstīja:
Prikols tāds, ka nupat ierados mājās un konstatēju, ka nav vairs kur kājas pie durvīm noslaucīt - kādam labs loms gadījies.
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| OrlandO24 | |
 Kopš: 28. Feb 2008
Ziņojumi: 280
Braucu ar: quattro Opi
| Made my day  |
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| Dzhanis | |
Kopš: 29. Dec 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 3734
Braucu ar: kreiso labejo
| iemacies powera slengu! MAID my day! |
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 Kopš: 31. Mar 2008
Ziņojumi: 23863
Braucu ar: AUDI S8 2012 , GSX R1000, weekendiem A2
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Having a 7 series in LA is like having a bike in Amsterdam
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| Taspac | |
 Kopš: 15. Feb 2007
Ziņojumi: 3563
Braucu ar:
| shis labs ; )) |
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| norge | |
 Kopš: 16. Apr 2010
No: Cēsis
Ziņojumi: 801
Braucu ar: Ne ar BMW
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16 Dec 2012, 17:32:22 berny757 rakstīja:
16 Dec 2012, 17:10:43 kom rakstīja:
16 Dec 2012, 16:40:19 Dzhanis rakstīja:
rukshi atvilkaas http://pontu.eenet.ee/player/siga.html
Vēl joprojām rij tā ka šņakst
Nu gan daudzi savilkušies.
Šiem tur normālas razborkas
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| LOLVO | |
 Kopš: 22. Jan 2011
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 1245
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