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| dex2 | | 15. Apr 2012, 00:57 |
#6961
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 Kopš: 15. Mar 2009
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 837
Braucu ar: Kamazu un borēju dziļurbumus visā Latvijas teritorijā T.27555009
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| Eidzy | | 15. Apr 2012, 01:11 |
#6962
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 Kopš: 18. Sep 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 1656
Braucu ar: E46 krabi
| Awesome Lada's modifikācja!  |
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| DrumB | | 15. Apr 2012, 01:18 |
#6963
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 Kopš: 02. Jul 2009
No: Cēsis
Ziņojumi: 12185
Braucu ar: 325i
| Suns ir četrkājains draugs cilvēkam un trīskājains ienaidnieks kokam. [ Šo ziņu laboja DrumB, 15 Apr 2012, 01:21:07 ] |
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| DrumB | | 15. Apr 2012, 02:12 |
#6964
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Kopš: 02. Jul 2009
No: Cēsis
Ziņojumi: 12185
Braucu ar: 325i
| http://www.ss.lv/msg/lv/transport/cars/volkswag...olf-3/flcmx.html Pēdējā bilde  |
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| Bamperis | | 15. Apr 2012, 06:34 |
#6965
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 Kopš: 04. Mar 2004
No: Tukums
Ziņojumi: 4824
Braucu ar: 14` f11 530Xd ///M
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14 Apr 2012, 19:45:20 Wicked rakstīja:
Steel a tu neiedomajies ka kadam skauzh ka smuki persiki mauc ar smukuei auto jo kadam nav ne viena ne otra?
Tieshi taa,heiteri un skaugji tik cepas un runaa par kkadaam suukashanam un citam nodarbeem,jo pashiem pat normaals fellis nav  |
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| lienestiene | | 15. Apr 2012, 09:05 |
#6966
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 Kopš: 21. Aug 2010
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 32
Braucu ar: dzhani
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14 Apr 2012, 09:47:45 shmurger rakstīja:
pārējie
khkhkh, mūs Kolēģus vadītājs ar šitādu pašu pedo zaķi apsveica darbā. Diezgan bailīgi
[ Šo ziņu laboja lienestiene, 15 Apr 2012, 09:06:42 ] |
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| Riho7 | | 15. Apr 2012, 09:36 |
#6967
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Kopš: 23. Nov 2011
No: Zilupe
Ziņojumi: 1029
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15 Apr 2012, 06:34:59 Bamperis rakstīja:
14 Apr 2012, 19:45:20 Wicked rakstīja:
Steel a tu neiedomajies ka kadam skauzh ka smuki persiki mauc ar smukuei auto jo kadam nav ne viena ne otra?
Tieshi taa,heiteri un skaugji tik cepas un runaa par kkadaam suukashanam un citam nodarbeem,jo pashiem pat normaals fellis nav
Kas tas pa debiilu vaardu heiteris? Tas kkads jaunais hipsteru/neveiskminieku izteiciens?
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| Dzhanis | | 15. Apr 2012, 09:44 |
#6968
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 Kopš: 29. Dec 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 3734
Braucu ar: kreiso labejo
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15 Apr 2012, 09:36:52 Riho7 rakstīja:
15 Apr 2012, 06:34:59 Bamperis rakstīja:
14 Apr 2012, 19:45:20 Wicked rakstīja:
Steel a tu neiedomajies ka kadam skauzh ka smuki persiki mauc ar smukuei auto jo kadam nav ne viena ne otra?
Tieshi taa,heiteri un skaugji tik cepas un runaa par kkadaam suukashanam un citam nodarbeem,jo pashiem pat normaals fellis nav
Kas tas pa debiilu vaardu heiteris? Tas kkads jaunais hipsteru/neveiskminieku izteiciens?
tas ir tikpat stiligi ka rakstit kaut kad saisinajuma ''kkad''  |
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| berny757 | | 15. Apr 2012, 09:52 |
#6969
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 Kopš: 08. Aug 2006
Ziņojumi: 4243
Braucu ar: G30 530e M performance, e30 cabrio, e21 rally, VW golf2 gti, MB 500SEC
|  Spied "Play", lai skatītos video! [ Šo ziņu laboja berny757, 15 Apr 2012, 09:54:08 ] |
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| shmurger | | 15. Apr 2012, 11:18 |
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 Kopš: 15. Oct 2007
Ziņojumi: 12778
Braucu ar: xc40
| Problem Gambling
During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed...
... "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."
"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. "How about a demonstration?"
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."
The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."
Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Ralph says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."
The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
"Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, and urinates all over the desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Ralph's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.
"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Ralph told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it." |
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Fashion  | | 15. Apr 2012, 11:52 |
#6971
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Kopš: 06. Jun 2007
Ziņojumi: 15052
Braucu ar:
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| Sayed | | 15. Apr 2012, 12:05 |
#6972
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 Kopš: 13. Feb 2011
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 319
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| Kā atrast "dzeijnieku" pamācībā kā atmest dzeršanu - atkorķēju pirmo pudeli, izlēju saturu izlietnē, bet vienu mēriņu izdzēru.... kaut kā tā?! |
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| Saabich | | 15. Apr 2012, 12:13 |
#6973
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 Kopš: 12. Aug 2007
No: Dagda
Ziņojumi: 2009
Braucu ar: WC numurzīmēm
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15 Apr 2012, 11:52:44 Fashion rakstīja:
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varu iedomāties cik viegli mīt pedāļus  |
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emiils  | | 15. Apr 2012, 12:18 |
#6974
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Kopš: 14. Jan 2007
Ziņojumi: 723
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15 Apr 2012, 12:05:40 Sayed rakstīja:
Kā atrast "dzeijnieku" pamācībā kā atmest dzeršanu - atkorķēju pirmo pudeli, izlēju saturu izlietnē, bet vienu mēriņu izdzēru.... kaut kā tā?!
kvalitāte ne pārāk laba, bet tomēr Hugo Diegs |
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| Muchacho | | 15. Apr 2012, 14:27 |
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Kopš: 14. Oct 2007
Ziņojumi: 387
Braucu ar: divriteni
| Kā cenzūra normālas lietas padara par rupjām
 Spied "Play", lai skatītos video! |
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| shmurger | | 15. Apr 2012, 17:53 |
#6976
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Kopš: 15. Oct 2007
Ziņojumi: 12778
Braucu ar: xc40
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| shmurger | | 15. Apr 2012, 17:55 |
#6977
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Kopš: 15. Oct 2007
Ziņojumi: 12778
Braucu ar: xc40
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X5  | | 15. Apr 2012, 19:06 |
#6978
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 Kopš: 13. May 2006
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 588
Braucu ar: X5
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Женщина должна быть счастливой!!! И больше она никому ничего не должна...
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| HUBLOC | | 15. Apr 2012, 19:44 |
#6979
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 Kopš: 02. Oct 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 4750
Braucu ar: Q7
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15 Apr 2012, 00:57:09 dex2 rakstīja:
Tas ir tipa VAZ Compact? |
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| ATB | | 15. Apr 2012, 20:12 |
#6980
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 Kopš: 21. Sep 2009
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 5335
Braucu ar: ♛ ♛
| Ja tu spētu sarunāties ar savu suni
[ Šo ziņu laboja ATB, 15 Apr 2012, 20:13:24 ] |
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