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Edzhus
17. May 2011, 13:54 #3041

Kopš: 04. Dec 2008

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 3840

Braucu ar: 4x5

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wheelie
17. May 2011, 13:57 #3042

Kopš: 21. Mar 2004

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 6815

Braucu ar: 1.6

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Lood
17. May 2011, 14:09 #3043

Kopš: 22. Apr 2007

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 793

Braucu ar:

nu jomajo, nesaprotu ka shitadi cilveki tiek pie tiesibam, blins tik maza mashinite un vinja nevar apmest vinju ripa vnk braucot uz priekshu Laikam shis ir tas, ko sauc par pilnigu beztalantu.

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Mikelis
17. May 2011, 14:12 #3044

Kopš: 13. May 2003

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 2439

Braucu ar: Bayerische Motoren Werke

Absolventu angļu valoda_12.klasi beidzot
REASONS FOR LEAVING LATVIA:

• My werry not like that Latvia is crize.
• Big crize in Latvia is very very big.
• Latvia is economical unstabil.
• Even before Latvia was with one leg in swamp.
• crises - crisis - crizis- crizse - crisys - creeze - creces - cheres
- crise - krizs - crusis - cris - krizis - kryzis - chrysis - kreasis
- chrais - crisess - krais
• Firstafall - firstavl - firstabile - First to fall - firstabl - First of fal
• The thirsty reason (red. - third?)
• Nowerdays - now a days
• I don't finksow
• kwik deshisions
• nesusary
• pickause
• kwecshen
• cwoleti
• sench (thanks)
• Thoos hoos…
• Pissimistic
• European United (red.- EU)
• It is nafing.
• Political eat gold.
• Mushroom peackers
• Water polusion and lemons rayn (red.- acid rain???)
• My drems is I have home, car, girl and any think.
• I thenk Latvia looks good, but reasons to peoples don't give.
• In our country survives only the strongest like in savanna.
• The salary of working people is falling with a speed of "Boeing 747".
• Latvia can't give money to people, but Latvia can give them big life
experience how to live without money.
• When you work in England you don't need be very smart, you need only
legs and arms and something else.
• The smartest part of pollution immigrates.
• I was working about animal.
• In Latvia not job, not good ministrys. Not future in Latvia, nothing
everything How I know in Latvia is werry bad politicen but other
countries is normal politic.
• If the government do nofing nobody live in Latvija and pay a log.
• Our ministrs who don't have study any education.
• I have to say that Latvia is like a food - for someone it feels like
a delicious cake but for others like an old fish.
• … without you country will become empty, old and sad.

MY PERSONALITY

• My personality was born very late in me.
• But there is bad things in me too. I can't kept secrets in me. And
friends know it. Sometimes they don't tell me all because there are
afraid of my "bigmouth". I am trying to get better.
• My best quality are policemen.
• I'am is friendly.
• I am not lazy I just rest before I get tired.
• I am burned in family when is father and mother.
• I am a little bit king girl and that likes my mum.
• I am very friendlich and sweet.
• I am a coal gay.
• I'm very simple gay.
• He tell me much complimate.
• My best qualities? Well, patience is not one of them.
• I want change my relation sheep with girls because there are very good.
• I must change only one thing in my personality, it is opportunity to
love some women longer than one week.
• I love my girlfriend very much and I'm not the only one.
• Main thing what could change my personality are woman.
• In my personality I want to change my nose, it's too big.
• I think I pozitiva persona. I am hungry, silence, pozitiva.
• I sing my best quality is a sport.
• They like my sunshein.
• Caracter feethers.
• I think my best qualetys are characteristics.
• Of course, there is several think why people dislike me, mostly it
because I still haven't learnt to drink alchohol. I'm beginning drink
I can't stop for a while.
• Another people have a their like. One people have a good like, the
second difference.

GIVING ADVICE FOR NOT LEAVING SCHOOL

• Dear Donald, I'm writing to apply for the position of your problem.
• It's nice to have a litter from you.
• Shot down computer, radio and TV.
• School is very cool. In school you teach many teahers, they learn you.
• First to fall you hav regulary came to school.
• To get in hairy school you need to show your knowledges.
• You must do more exercise at school for example riding books and
decide mathematic task.
• You can find some learning methodios. For example, you can learn
with your girlfriend.
• If you like laguages, you can chose to be English teacher! In
nowdays this is very good job and also you can get monny to feet they
families.
• Schul is a gud thing.
• Your results at school are very improve to you study in universe.
• If I won studing in high school, I mast pain.
• I very like read box.
• I'm learning in pavar class …
• If you want dig holes you can leave school.
• In my heart live many different skills, who want to come out.
• If you leave school you will end up as a dirty worker.
• Studies are light, unstudies are darkness.
• Your friends are smelling about you.
• I look forward to herring from you.
• Yours fightfully…
• Facefully…
• Yours sencefully
• Best fishes
• Best witches
• In loff
• Thank and boy boy!
• Yours seincerely, advicement
• Sincialy - sincerety - sciencierly

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Runāju mikrofonā par atlīdzību un palīdzu apgūt saules enerģiju :naac:
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Foxijs
17. May 2011, 14:14 #3045

Kopš: 02. Aug 2006

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 3171

Braucu ar:

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Lood
17. May 2011, 14:17 #3046

Kopš: 22. Apr 2007

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 793

Braucu ar:

jomajo par to eng tekstinju Nu tur jau tiri ir kurita zale un gulets stundas, ja jau pat vardus nejedz uzrakstit ne tuvu pareizi, saprastu butu vel kljudas ar laikiem mazliet, bet nu....
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BaNgY
17. May 2011, 14:32 #3047

Kopš: 06. Sep 2004

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 511

Braucu ar:

Tie CSDD inspektori mani jau ir noveduši tik tālu, ka no rīta, apsēdies uz poda, es piesprādzējos ar tualetes papīru
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Castor
17. May 2011, 14:34 #3048

Kopš: 15. Jan 2009

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 2174

Braucu ar: 316i

vēl jautrāk ir iztulkot tos murgojumus latviski ar gūgles tulkotāju. Daži sevi par geju nosauc, daži grib attiecībās aitu nomainīt pret sievieti
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NO_
17. May 2011, 14:34 #3049

Kopš: 10. Mar 2009

No: Kuldīga

Ziņojumi: 1101

Braucu ar: BMW

Viirieshu versija

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G1
17. May 2011, 15:03 #3050

Kopš: 22. Jul 2010

Ziņojumi: 807

Braucu ar: ...


17 May 2011, 14:09:32 Lood rakstīja:
nu jomajo, nesaprotu ka shitadi cilveki tiek pie tiesibam, blins tik maza mashinite un vinja nevar apmest vinju ripa vnk braucot uz priekshu Laikam shis ir tas, ko sauc par pilnigu beztalantu.

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Tune-L
17. May 2011, 15:49 #3051

Kopš: 12. Jun 2002

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 20469

Braucu ar: BMW 3GT, BMW 4Gran Coupe, Volvo V50 R-Design

Jeļcins - 189 cm, Putins – 176 cm, Medvedevs – 162 cm. Tāda sajūta, ka Krievijas prezidentus izvēlējušies matrjošku ražotāji! )))



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BeumeeN
17. May 2011, 18:29 #3052

Kopš: 07. Nov 2007

Ziņojumi: 711

Braucu ar:

"Hardcore parkour"
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nagla
17. May 2011, 18:49 #3053

Kopš: 04. Jan 2007

No: Olaine

Ziņojumi: 3235

Braucu ar: ML270 Stage1

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Andris_323i
17. May 2011, 20:03 #3054

Kopš: 05. Jan 2008

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 1757

Braucu ar: štoku, cilindru un bloku

Nu power damas sarosas
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Tomzs
17. May 2011, 20:12 #3055

Kopš: 06. Jan 2009

No: Liepāja

Ziņojumi: 3568

Braucu ar: VS & 29

shiir, tas tu?
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nutastur
17. May 2011, 20:54 #3056

Kopš: 01. Mar 2009

Ziņojumi: 3658

Braucu ar: POLO

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Laachpleeis
17. May 2011, 20:56 #3057

Kopš: 09. Jan 2011

No: Tukums

Ziņojumi: 263

Braucu ar: pirkstu pa pakaļu





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Laachpleeis
17. May 2011, 21:37 #3058

Kopš: 09. Jan 2011

No: Tukums

Ziņojumi: 263

Braucu ar: pirkstu pa pakaļu





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sta
17. May 2011, 22:16 #3059

Kopš: 09. May 2008

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 292

Braucu ar: 330d

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sta
17. May 2011, 22:20 #3060

Kopš: 09. May 2008

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 292

Braucu ar: 330d

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