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| Martini22 | |  Kopš: 28. Apr 2003
Ziņojumi: 717
Braucu ar: AA4070
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15 Dec 2017, 22:40:13 @Alkaans rakstīja:
man itka lielaks diametrs ratiem = lielaks atrums? 
Taisniba. Ar ziemas gaisu iet raitak. |  Offline | | |
| jim-beam | |  Kopš: 29. Mar 2009
Ziņojumi: 11096
Braucu ar: veļasmašīnu ~300hp
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15 Dec 2017, 22:40:13 @Alkaans rakstīja:
man itka lielaks diametrs ratiem = lielaks atrums?
spido sakrīt ar GPS?  | | Offline | | |
| artis83 | |  Kopš: 24. Jul 2010
No: Liepāja
Ziņojumi: 6255
Braucu ar: audi
| turpinot tēmu par lietotiem auto:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNCzPlQGb-4 | | Offline | | |
| artis83 | | Kopš: 24. Jul 2010
No: Liepāja
Ziņojumi: 6255
Braucu ar: audi
| un te labs tuunings(?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpDPwGgpHds
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| Locis | |  Kopš: 14. Aug 2008
No: Dobele
Ziņojumi: 11687
Braucu ar: X5 , Jeep, Tuareg, L200, Jumper,Master ,Transit, Stralis x2, Volvo FL, Atego, Deu
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15 Dec 2017, 21:26:15 @patelo rakstīja:
Būtu gan smieklīgi ja kāds pērkot dīzeli nopirktu benzinieku 
LLP ir braukt pirkt auto,ja tu neko no viņa nesaproti...
Es nezinu kāpēc,bet man rēka visu laiku nāca.  | | Offline | | |
sn  | |  Kopš: 24. Jul 2008
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 1879753
Braucu ar: nekrāsotu BMW :(
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Nemāki braukt? Parādi to citiem - nopērc volvo! | | Offline | | |
Tune-L  | |  Kopš: 12. Jun 2002
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 20538
Braucu ar: BMW 4 F36 Gran Coupe, BMW 4 G26 Gran Coupe
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| Sturma | | Kopš: 28. Nov 2012
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 1095
Braucu ar: vrummvrumm
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| peecise28 | |  Kopš: 19. Oct 2005
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 3637
Braucu ar: r1100s, dažādi depresīvi auto
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18 Dec 2017, 14:30:01 @Sturma rakstīja:
atgādina šo te:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYVM3LT0KOQ
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| arizah | |  Kopš: 17. Nov 2005
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 11323
Braucu ar: 43
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18 Dec 2017, 18:46:42 @peecise28 rakstīja:
atgādina šo te:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYVM3LT0KOQ
bij jau piemirsts
vajadzētu abus šitos džekus uzmeklēt un kādā sarunu šovā  :OKHA: [ Šo ziņu laboja arizah, 18 Dec 2017, 20:26:06 ] | | Offline | | |
| CAPSLOCK | |  Kopš: 17. Oct 2016
Ziņojumi: 889
Braucu ar:
| dna tofika cienīgs gabals
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| Gubinsh | |  Kopš: 08. Jul 2009
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 686
Braucu ar: smilšu spaini bagāžniekā.
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https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=178...=495752160457757 | | Offline | | |
| R_BERGS | |  Kopš: 15. Nov 2007
Ziņojumi: 16580
Braucu ar:
| rokos te pa auto nomām un uzdūros uz ''bomāru'' 
http://bomars.lv/
ņem auto nomā un esi labā omā 
[ Šo ziņu laboja R_BERGS, 19 Dec 2017, 10:51:57 ]
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Piedāvājam auto virsbūves krāsošanu un pulēšanu
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| Elagrs | | Kopš: 23. Dec 2016
Ziņojumi: 89
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18 Dec 2017, 23:46:28 @CAPSLOCK rakstīja:
dna tofika cienīgs gabals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IKArIYsWx0
Tu esi slims. Nopietni. | | Offline | | |
| Rudzins | |  Kopš: 06. Oct 2011
Ziņojumi: 2569
Braucu ar: tavas sievas māsīcas bērna krustmātes māsu
| https://www.facebook.com/drivetribe/videos/5707...Fvqnd_-r5XB3lhT4 | | Offline | | |
| Arsmens | |  Kopš: 28. Jun 2003
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 13306
Braucu ar: Trim durvīm
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19 Dec 2017, 13:38:13 @Rudzins rakstīja:
https://www.facebook.com/drivetribe/videos/5707...Fvqnd_-r5XB3lhT4
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| depo | |  Kopš: 09. Jan 2006
Ziņojumi: 21003
Braucu ar: Zirgu
| STUDENT: Sir can i have a question?
Teacher: Yes!
Student: how do u put an elephant inside a fridge?
Teacher: i dont know
Student: its easy you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
Teacher: okay ask!
Student: how to put a donkey inside the fridge??
Teacher: It's easy you just open the fridge and put it in.
Student: No sir! You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.
Teacher: ohhh.. Ok!
Student: let me ask another one, If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
Teacher: the Lion ofcourse! Bcoz it wud eat all the animals.
Student: No sir, it is the donkey bcoz its still inside the fridge.
Teacher: are you kidding me?!
Student: no sir! One last question.
Teacher: ok!!
Student: If there's a river known to be full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
Teacher: There's no way, i would need a boat to cross.
Student: No sir, you just swim and cross it bcoz all the animals went to the lion's birthday party! | | Offline | | |
| patric | |  Kopš: 22. Sep 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 3199
Braucu ar:
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19 Dec 2017, 14:12:00 @depo rakstīja:
STUDENT: Sir can i have a question?
Teacher: Yes!
Student: how do u put an elephant inside a fridge?
Teacher: i dont know
Student: its easy you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
Teacher: okay ask!
Student: how to put a donkey inside the fridge??
Teacher: It's easy you just open the fridge and put it in.
Student: No sir! You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.
Teacher: ohhh.. Ok!
Student: let me ask another one, If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
Teacher: the Lion ofcourse! Bcoz it wud eat all the animals.
Student: No sir, it is the donkey bcoz its still inside the fridge.
Teacher: are you kidding me?!
Student: no sir! One last question.
Teacher: ok!!
Student: If there's a river known to be full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
Teacher: There's no way, i would need a boat to cross.
Student: No sir, you just swim and cross it bcoz all the animals went to the lion's birthday party!
Šo esmu dzirdējis vismaz 20gadus atpakaļ un latviešu valodā  | | Offline | | |
| CP17 | |  Kopš: 17. Dec 2002
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 17
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| Tune-L | | Kopš: 12. Jun 2002
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 20538
Braucu ar: BMW 4 F36 Gran Coupe, BMW 4 G26 Gran Coupe
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