A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every
single bone in her body.
-"That's impossible!" says the doctor.
-"No, it's really true. Look!"
She then touches her leg with
her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells
"Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her
composure as the tears start to roll down her face. She says
-"See, I told you I broke every bone in my body."
-"Well, miss," he tells her, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is,
you haven't broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you've broken your finger."
Ar krietni vienkāršāku aprīkojumu (parasts mobilais + hands free ar vadu, noslēpts piedurknē) čomam nodiktēju noslēguma valsts eksāmenu LU, kaut kur ap 2003.gadu
Ar krietni vienkāršāku aprīkojumu (parasts mobilais + hands free ar vadu, noslēpts piedurknē) čomam nodiktēju noslēguma valsts eksāmenu LU, kaut kur ap 2003.gadu
Kaut kādā 7. klasē ierunāju dzejoli kasetē un anglenes stundā ar vienu walkmena austiņu ausī noskaitīju
Ar krietni vienkāršāku aprīkojumu (parasts mobilais + hands free ar vadu, noslēpts piedurknē) čomam nodiktēju noslēguma valsts eksāmenu LU, kaut kur ap 2003.gadu
Vissūdīgākais ir to austiņu iemest ausī, tur ir ko pačakarēties un ārā ar to stieni dabūt arī nav tā jestrākā nodarbe