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Apins  | | 15. Apr 2011, 18:45 |
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 Kopš: 14. Sep 2008
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 3469
Braucu ar: RS, Jimny un R1200GS
| I hate some of the excuses women come up with for not having sex. Like:
"I'm on my period".
"I've got a headache"
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"Get your hands off my neck I don't even know you".
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| Apins | | 15. Apr 2011, 18:59 |
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Kopš: 14. Sep 2008
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 3469
Braucu ar: RS, Jimny un R1200GS
| A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!"
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick! Bring me another beer! It's gonna start!"
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quickly! Another beer! It's gonna start any second!"
"That's it!" She blows her top. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave! Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit. It's started."
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| nerd | | 15. Apr 2011, 19:04 |
#2103
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 Kopš: 26. Jan 2005
Ziņojumi: 666
Braucu ar:
| Labs teksts |
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| traffic | | 15. Apr 2011, 19:05 |
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 Kopš: 04. Nov 2010
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 2856
Braucu ar: Ar muti
| "Tu esi tik iss, ka tavi mati, smird pēc sasvīdušām kājām"
Šodien no divas manu darbinieku sarunas  |
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| Apins | | 15. Apr 2011, 19:20 |
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Kopš: 14. Sep 2008
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 3469
Braucu ar: RS, Jimny un R1200GS
| Boy: "Do you want to play the fire engine game?"
Girl: "How do you play that?"
Boy: "My fingers are the fire engine and I drive up your legs. You say 'Red light!' when you want me to stop."
Girl: "Okay, let's play."
After a few seconds...
Girl: "Red light!"
Boy: "Fire engines don't stop for red lights."
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Piparss  | | 15. Apr 2011, 23:35 |
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 Kopš: 29. Aug 2009
No: Baloži
Ziņojumi: 2295
Braucu ar: VOLVO D5
| labs 
uz makiiisa Draivu jaabrauc 
 Spied "Play", lai skatītos video! [ Šo ziņu laboja Piparss, 15 Apr 2011, 23:36:03 ] |
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| Mikelis | | 16. Apr 2011, 11:13 |
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 Kopš: 13. May 2003
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 2439
Braucu ar: Bayerische Motoren Werke
| Kādam lamu?
 Spied "Play", lai skatītos video!
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Runāju mikrofonā par atlīdzību un palīdzu apgūt saules enerģiju :naac: |
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Kopš: 23. Aug 2009
Ziņojumi: 1140
Braucu ar: 332 Ci ///M Carbonshwarz un piipeli pa pelmeni
| kada bija saite ar jaunaam nusha rusha serijaam? |
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| zaljums | | 16. Apr 2011, 12:50 |
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Kopš: 26. Jun 2010
No: Limbaži
Ziņojumi: 206
Braucu ar: pirkstu pa karti
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16 Apr 2011, 12:46:08 MClubsport rakstīja:
kada bija saite ar jaunaam nusha rusha serijaam?
http://funcomedy.ru/ |
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| MClubsport
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Kopš: 23. Aug 2009
Ziņojumi: 1140
Braucu ar: 332 Ci ///M Carbonshwarz un piipeli pa pelmeni
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16 Apr 2011, 12:50:43 zaljums rakstīja:
16 Apr 2011, 12:46:08 MClubsport rakstīja:
kada bija saite ar jaunaam nusha rusha serijaam?
http://funcomedy.ru/
nu tur stulbi sadaliits viss..,te kads juuzeris lika kur 10 serijas katra pa 20 minutem.,.un tas ir viss 5 sezons |
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| Elephant | | 16. Apr 2011, 14:47 |
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Kopš: 09. Nov 2009
Ziņojumi: 89
Braucu ar:
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Kā nevajag izklaidēties ziemā!  |
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| andiss | | 16. Apr 2011, 16:01 |
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 Kopš: 09. Nov 2008
Ziņojumi: 308
Braucu ar: to kas ir
| bildītes |
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| Vanesa
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 Kopš: 12. Feb 2011
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 14
Braucu ar:
| Varbuut kaadam praataa naak kaada forsha anekdote? Baigi, baigi vajag...un daudz.. |
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| HannibalLecter | | 16. Apr 2011, 17:14 |
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 Kopš: 13. Jan 2011
Ziņojumi: 2804
Braucu ar: E61
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16 Apr 2011, 17:12:13 Vanesa rakstīja:
Varbuut kaadam praataa naak kaada forsha anekdote? Baigi, baigi vajag...un daudz..
Sens Latviešu ticējums : Ja Tvnet pirmajā lapā Dombrovska seja, tad drīzumā naudiņas būs mazāk |
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lm  | | 16. Apr 2011, 17:15 |
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Kopš: 18. May 2009
Ziņojumi: 1492
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16 Apr 2011, 13:03:02 MClubsport rakstīja:
16 Apr 2011, 12:50:43 zaljums rakstīja:
16 Apr 2011, 12:46:08 MClubsport rakstīja:
kada bija saite ar jaunaam nusha rusha serijaam?
http://funcomedy.ru/
nu tur stulbi sadaliits viss..,te kads juuzeris lika kur 10 serijas katra pa 20 minutem.,.un tas ir viss 5 sezons
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| Marteens | | 16. Apr 2011, 17:16 |
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 Kopš: 22. Aug 2008
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 10829
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| 8 -marts. Varētu tweikt ka patiesība  http://funcomedy.ru/main/comedyclub/831-kak-dev...-na-8-marta.html
un šis ar labs
http://funcomedy.ru/main/comedyclub/825-statist...arta-pozdno.html[ Šo ziņu laboja Marteens, 16 Apr 2011, 17:24:06 ] |
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| Foxijs | | 16. Apr 2011, 19:12 |
#2117
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 Kopš: 02. Aug 2006
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 3171
Braucu ar:
| Hey ginger!! |
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| RENIO | | 17. Apr 2011, 00:52 |
#2118
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 Kopš: 05. Mar 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 4669
Braucu ar: 2 x bmw
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| fleix | | 17. Apr 2011, 01:13 |
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 Kopš: 27. Jun 2006
Ziņojumi: 8379
Braucu ar: 22
| Maljorka
[ Šo ziņu laboja fleix, 17 Apr 2011, 01:17:56 ] |
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| RENIO | | 17. Apr 2011, 01:30 |
#2120
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Kopš: 05. Mar 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 4669
Braucu ar: 2 x bmw
| izskatās ka populāra štelle |
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