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stuntman  | | 28. May 2012, 15:45 |
#8821
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Ziņojumi: 10587
Braucu ar: pumpi uz mežu
| Kas ir "Dafak", b**? |
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| divkosigais | | 28. May 2012, 15:49 |
#8822
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 6562
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28 May 2012, 15:45:43 stuntman rakstīja:
Kas ir "Dafak", b**?
What da (the) fuck? - saisiinaajums  |
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| viagris | | 28. May 2012, 15:51 |
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Ziņojumi: 4746
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Dafug aka WTF aka what the fuck |
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| stuntman | | 28. May 2012, 15:54 |
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Kopš: 27. Apr 2006
Ziņojumi: 10587
Braucu ar: pumpi uz mežu
| ob**, šitas nebij redzēts! 
Lai nav ārtemats...
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| Beast | | 28. May 2012, 20:12 |
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 Kopš: 23. Jan 2009
Ziņojumi: 1472
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|  Spied "Play", lai skatītos video!
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| sos911 | | 28. May 2012, 22:45 |
#8826
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 Kopš: 07. Mar 2009
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 1574
Braucu ar: V40
| viss ir atrodams googlē - dafaq http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dafuq |
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| Rom4iks_328 | | 28. May 2012, 22:51 |
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 Kopš: 01. Dec 2008
Ziņojumi: 1587
Braucu ar: 316i
| http://www.ss.lv/msg/lv/transport/cars/ford/sierra/alfox.html
jooooooobnutsa!  |
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| Jurchixx | | 28. May 2012, 23:52 |
#8828
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 Kopš: 19. Apr 2012
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 8328
Braucu ar: F32 M Performance, Yamaha R1
| - Puisis: "Tu izskaties labāk bez brillēm"
- Meitene:"Bet ... es nevalkāju brilles!"
- Puisis: "Es valkāju!" . . .  |
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| dex2 | | 29. May 2012, 00:00 |
#8829
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 Kopš: 15. Mar 2009
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 837
Braucu ar: Kamazu un borēju dziļurbumus visā Latvijas teritorijā T.27555009
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28 May 2012, 15:54:08 stuntman rakstīja:
ob**, šitas nebij redzēts!
Lai nav ārtemats...
Njā  |
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| viagris | | 29. May 2012, 00:04 |
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Kopš: 06. Jul 2004
Ziņojumi: 4746
Braucu ar:
| So fu*king true..
Bet nu, vismaz es, uz vecumu esmu palicis gudrāks un visu ex numuri ir izdzēsti, citādi pēc dažiem dzerstiņiem nākamajā rītā ir bijis šādi (ieskatoties telefonā):
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| karlsonss | | 29. May 2012, 07:18 |
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Kopš: 02. Feb 2009
No: Jelgava
Ziņojumi: 23038
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| paņemts no FB
Once again Latvian youngsters rock the world in their 12th grade ENGLISH exams:
"REASONS FOR LEAVING LATVIA:
• My werry not like that Latvia is crize.
• Big crize in Latvia is very very big.
• Latvia is economical unstabil.
• Even before Latvia was with one leg in swamp.
• crises - crisis - crizis- crizse - crisys - creeze - creces - cheres - crise - krizs - crusis - cris - krizis - kryzis - chrysis - kreasis - chrais - crisess - krais
• Firstafall - firstavl - firstabile - First to fall - firstabl - First of fal
• The thirsty reason (red. - third?)
• Nowerdays - now a days
• I dont finksow
• kwik deshisions
• nesusary
• pickause
• kwecshen
• cwoleti
• sench (thanks)
• Thoos hoos…
• Pissimistic
• European United (red.- EU)
• It is nafing.
• Political eat gold.
• Mushroom peackers
• Water polusion and lemons rayn (red.- acid rain???)
• My drems is I have home, car, girl and any think.
• I thenk Latvia looks good, but reasons to peoples dont give.
• In our country survives only the strongest like in savanna.
• The salary of working people is falling with a speed of "Boeing 747".
• Latvia cant give money to people, but Latvia can give them big life experience how to live without money.
• When you work in England you dont need be very smart, you need only legs and arms and something else.
• The smartest part of pollution immigrates.
• I was working about animal.
• In Latvia not job, not good ministrys. Not future in Latvia, nothing everything How I know in Latvia is werry bad politicen but other countries is normal politic.
• If the government do nofing nobody live in Latvija and pay a log.
• Our ministrs who dont have study any education.
• I have to say that Latvia is like a food - for someone it feels like a delicious cake but for others like an old fish.
• … without you country will become empty, old and sad.
MY PERSONALITY
• My personality was born very late in me.
• But there is bad things in me too. I cant kept secrets in me. And friends know it. Sometimes they dont tell me all because there are afraid of my bigmouth. I am trying to get better.
• My best quality are policemen.
• I am is friendly.
• I am not lazy I just rest before I get tired.
• I am burned in family when is father and mother.
• I am a little bit king girl and that likes my mum.
• I am very friendlich and sweet.
• I am a coal gay.
• I m very simple gay.
• He tell me much complimate.
• My best qualities? Well, patience is not one of them.
• I want change my relation sheep with girls because there are very good.
• I must change only one thing in my personality, it is opportunity to love some women longer than one week.
• I love my girlfriend very much and I m not the only one.
• Main thing what could change my personality are woman.
• In my personality I want to change my nose, it is too big.
• I think I pozitiva persona. I am hungry, silence, pozitiva.
• I sing my best quality is a sport.
• They like my sunshein.
• Caracter feethers.
• I think my best qualetys are characteristics.
• Of course, there is several think why people dislike me, mostly it because I still havent learnt to drink alchohol. I m beginning drink I cant stop for a while.
• Another people have a their like. One people have a good like, the second difference.
GIVING ADVICE FOR NOT LEAVING SCHOOL
• Dear Donald, I m writing to apply for the position of your problem.
• It s nice to have a litter from you.
• Shot down computer, radio and TV.
• School is very cool. In school you teach many teahers, they learn you.
• First to fall you hav regulary came to school.
• To get in hairy school you need to show your knowledges.
• You must do more exercise at school for example riding books and decide mathematic task.
• You can find some learning methodios. For example, you can learn with your girlfriend.
• If you like laguages, you can chose to be English teacher! In nowdays this is very good job and also you can get monny to feet they families.
• Schul is a gud thing.
• Your results at school are very improve to you study in universe.
• If I won studing in high school, I mast pain.
• I very like read box.
• I m learning in pavar class …
• If you want dig holes you can leave school.
• In my heart live many different skills, who want to come out.
• If you leave school you will end up as a dirty worker.
• Studies are light, unstudies are darkness.
• Your friends are smelling about you.
• I look forward to herring from you.
• Yours fightfully…
• Facefully…
• Yours sencefully
• Best fishes
• Best witches
• In loff
• Thank and boy boy!
• Yours seincerely, advicement
• Sincialy - sincerety - sciencierly"
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| raivisp | | 29. May 2012, 10:25 |
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 Kopš: 22. Aug 2006
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 8619
Braucu ar: to kas pagalmā mētājas
| 2. tik powers trūkst |
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| Jantarix | | 29. May 2012, 11:08 |
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 Kopš: 29. Mar 2006
Ziņojumi: 1751
Braucu ar: Turbo Mersedesu
| Labs sludinajums
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| trenners | | 29. May 2012, 11:52 |
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 Kopš: 30. Jun 2006
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 864
Braucu ar: navigāciju
|  Spied "Play", lai skatītos video! |
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| CP17 | | 29. May 2012, 12:54 |
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No: Zilupe
Ziņojumi: 17
Braucu ar: Sargenģeli
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| Marteens | | 29. May 2012, 12:56 |
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 10827
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| Летит самолет на высоте 10000 метров... Внезапно перестает лететь...
Командир вызывает стюардессу и говорит:
- Иди, поговори с пассажирами, чтобы паники не было.
- А что им говорить?
- Да пофигу сама придумай.
Выходит стюардесса в салон и говорит:
- Уважаемые пассажиры, достаньте, пожалуйста, свои паспорта.
Все достали паспорта.
- Вырвите первую страницу.
Все тупо рвут первую страницу из паспорта.
- А теперь сверните ее в трубочку и засуньте себе в жопу.
Раздается голос:
- А зачем?
- Мы сейчас как пи%%анемся... А внизу такая неразбериха будет. . |
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| CP17 | | 29. May 2012, 13:03 |
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Kopš: 17. Dec 2002
No: Zilupe
Ziņojumi: 17
Braucu ar: Sargenģeli
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| CP17 | | 29. May 2012, 13:04 |
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Kopš: 17. Dec 2002
No: Zilupe
Ziņojumi: 17
Braucu ar: Sargenģeli
| Ложатся муж с женой спать, муж уже дремлет и сквозь сон говорит:
- Свет...
Жена ему хрясь со всей силы по лбу, он, бедолага, аж глаза выпучил:
- За что?
- Какая еще, нахрен, Света?! Я Галя!
- Какая ты Галя?! Ты дура, б%%%ь! Свет выключи!
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| CP17 | | 29. May 2012, 14:00 |
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Kopš: 17. Dec 2002
No: Zilupe
Ziņojumi: 17
Braucu ar: Sargenģeli
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| CP17 | | 29. May 2012, 14:01 |
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Kopš: 17. Dec 2002
No: Zilupe
Ziņojumi: 17
Braucu ar: Sargenģeli
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