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Czars  | |  Kopš: 13. Aug 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 14367
Braucu ar: 3 sek līdz 100
| SHITT HAPENS - kā to redz katra konkrētā reliģijā
TAOISM - "if you understand shit, it isn't shit"
HINDUISM - "this shit happened before"
CONFUCIANISM - "confucious say 'shit happens'"
BUDDHISM - "shit will happen to you again"
ZEN - "what is the sound of shit happening?"
ISLAM - "if shit happens, it is the will of Allah"
SIKHISM - "leave our shit alone"
JEHOVA'S WITNESS - "knock. knock. shit happens"
ATHEISM - "i don't believe this shit"
AGNOSTICISM - "can you prove that shit happpens?"
CATHOLICISM - "if shit happens, you deserve it"
PROTESTANTISM - "shit happens, amen to that"
JUDAISM - "why does shit always happen to us?"
ORTHODOX JUDAISM - "so shit happens, already"
TELEVANGELISM - "send money or shit will happen to you"
RASTAFARIANISM - "let's smoke this shit"
HARE KRISHNA - "shit happens rama rama"
NATION OF ISLAM - "don't take no shit"
NEW AGE - "visualize shit happening"
SHINTOISM - "you inheritt shit of your ancestors"
HENDOISM - "i love it when shit happens"
SATANISM - "sneppah tihs"
CAPITALISM - "this is MY shit"
FEMINISM - "men are shit"
EXISTENTIALISM - "what is shit, anyway?"
SCIENTOLOGY - "if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137"
MORMONISM - "excrement happens" (don't say shit)
BAPTISM - "we'll wash the shit right off you"
MYSTICISM - "this is really weird shit"
VOODOO - "shit doesn't just happen - we made it happen"
MYSTICISM - "this is really weird shit"
DISNEYISM - "bad shit doesn't happen here"
COMMUNISM - "lets share the shit"
MAXISM - "you have nothing to lose but your shit"
CONSPIRACY THEORISM - "THEY shit on us!"
PSYCHO-ANALYSIS - "tell me about yoru shit"
DARWINISM - "survival of the shittiest"
AMISH - "modern shit is useless"
SUICIDAL - "i've had enough of this shit"
OPTIMISM - "shit won't happen to me"
TREKISM - "to boldly shit where no-one has shat before"
SHAKESPEAREAN - "to shit or not to shit, that is the question"
DESCRATES - "i shit therefore i am"
FREUD - "shit is a phallic symbol"
LAWYERS - "for enough money, I can get you out of shit"
ACUPUNCTURIST - "hold still or this shit's gonna hurt"
DOG - "i just shit in your shoe"
CAT - "dogs are shit"
MOUSE - "oh shit! a cat!"
POLITICALLY CORRECT - "internally processed, nutritionally drained, biological output happens"
EINSTEIN - "shit is relative"
FAMILY GATHERING - "relatives are shit"
MATERIALISM - "whoever dies with the most shit, wins"
VEGETARIANISM - "if it shits, don't eat it"
FATALISM - "oh shit, it's going to happen"
ENVIRONMENTALISM - "shit is biodegradable"
AMERICANISM - "who gives a shit?"
STATISTICIAN - "shit is 84.7% likely to happen"
HIP-HOP - "motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!"
TANTRISM - "fuck this shit"
CYNICISM - "we are all full of shit"
SURREALISM - "fish happens"
WICCA - "you can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times"
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KristsK  | |  Kopš: 22. Aug 2005
No: Ikšķile
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METĀLA IZSTRĀDĀJUMI , GRILU GALERIJA šeit
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| Lood | |  Kopš: 22. Apr 2007
No: Rīga
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10 Aug 2011, 13:24:23 user rakstīja:
Rīgas lidostā pasu kontrolē: -Nationality? — Russian — Occupation? — No, no, just visiting.
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| EM | | Kopš: 01. May 2011
Ziņojumi: 151
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| KristsK | | Kopš: 22. Aug 2005
No: Ikšķile
Ziņojumi: 2748
Braucu ar: uzrakstu www.margas.lv
| Vispār modīga štelle...
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METĀLA IZSTRĀDĀJUMI , GRILU GALERIJA šeit
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| Czars | | Kopš: 13. Aug 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 14367
Braucu ar: 3 sek līdz 100
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10 Aug 2011, 13:25:24 Lood rakstīja:
10 Aug 2011, 13:24:23 user rakstīja:
Rīgas lidostā pasu kontrolē: -Nationality? — Russian — Occupation? — No, no, just visiting.
muahahaha
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| MatissC | | Kopš: 04. Jul 2008
No: Cēsis
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| Onufrijs | | Kopš: 03. Sep 2010
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10 Aug 2011, 13:58:42 KristsK rakstīja:
Vispār modīga štelle...
Vēsture !
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Ekimons  | | Kopš: 21. Dec 2004
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| Lood | | Kopš: 22. Apr 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 793
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10 Aug 2011, 14:58:16 MatissC rakstīja:
aliņš
Sorry, bet ljoti, jo ljoti tizla reklama, tas nav kurpes tas ir kurpites un pec tam to pashu par alinju, psc, nu vaitad tiesham nevar noalgot kadu cilveku, kursh liktu prieksha tiesham daudzmaz normalu reklamu, piemeram Carlsberg ir daumaz normalas reklamas, vismaz interesantas, bet nu shi, zemak jau vairs laikam nevar. Sorry, ka ta uzvilkos vnk nenormali kaitina shitas kakas | | Offline | | |
Valcha  | |  Kopš: 10. Dec 2004
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 21359
Braucu ar: ar ar ar ..
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10 Aug 2011, 15:09:16 Ekimons rakstīja:
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| vadims | |  Kopš: 27. Feb 2005
No: Baldone
Ziņojumi: 1951
Braucu ar: piedziņu
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10 Aug 2011, 15:11:55 Lood rakstīja:
10 Aug 2011, 14:58:16 MatissC rakstīja:
aliņš
Sorry, bet ljoti, jo ljoti tizla reklama, tas nav kurpes tas ir kurpites un pec tam to pashu par alinju, psc, nu vaitad tiesham nevar noalgot kadu cilveku, kursh liktu prieksha tiesham daudzmaz normalu reklamu, piemeram Carlsberg ir daumaz normalas reklamas, vismaz interesantas, bet nu shi, zemak jau vairs laikam nevar. Sorry, ka ta uzvilkos vnk nenormali kaitina shitas kakas
Grozies kā gribi, bet tā reklāma tevi ir ietekmējusi   | | Offline | | |
| DrumB | |  Kopš: 02. Jul 2009
No: Cēsis
Ziņojumi: 12185
Braucu ar: 325i
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10 Aug 2011, 15:11:55 Lood rakstīja:
10 Aug 2011, 14:58:16 MatissC rakstīja:
aliņš
Sorry, bet ljoti, jo ljoti tizla reklama, tas nav kurpes tas ir kurpites un pec tam to pashu par alinju, psc, nu vaitad tiesham nevar noalgot kadu cilveku, kursh liktu prieksha tiesham daudzmaz normalu reklamu, piemeram Carlsberg ir daumaz normalas reklamas, vismaz interesantas, bet nu shi, zemak jau vairs laikam nevar. Sorry, ka ta uzvilkos vnk nenormali kaitina shitas kakas
Nesaspringsti. Vienkārša reklāma  | | Offline | | |
| MatissC | | Kopš: 04. Jul 2008
No: Cēsis
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10 Aug 2011, 15:34:43 DrumB rakstīja:
10 Aug 2011, 15:11:55 Lood rakstīja:
10 Aug 2011, 14:58:16 MatissC rakstīja:
aliņš
Sorry, bet ljoti, jo ljoti tizla reklama, tas nav kurpes tas ir kurpites un pec tam to pashu par alinju, psc, nu vaitad tiesham nevar noalgot kadu cilveku, kursh liktu prieksha tiesham daudzmaz normalu reklamu, piemeram Carlsberg ir daumaz normalas reklamas, vismaz interesantas, bet nu shi, zemak jau vairs laikam nevar. Sorry, ka ta uzvilkos vnk nenormali kaitina shitas kakas
Nesaspringsti. Vienkārša reklāma
nesaku ka reklama baigi , bet ka teikt, ja gribes piekasities, tad vienmer atradis pie ka | | Offline | | |
| Lood | | Kopš: 22. Apr 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 793
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10 Aug 2011, 15:22:09 vadims rakstīja:
10 Aug 2011, 15:11:55 Lood rakstīja:
10 Aug 2011, 14:58:16 MatissC rakstīja:
aliņš
Sorry, bet ljoti, jo ljoti tizla reklama, tas nav kurpes tas ir kurpites un pec tam to pashu par alinju, psc, nu vaitad tiesham nevar noalgot kadu cilveku, kursh liktu prieksha tiesham daudzmaz normalu reklamu, piemeram Carlsberg ir daumaz normalas reklamas, vismaz interesantas, bet nu shi, zemak jau vairs laikam nevar. Sorry, ka ta uzvilkos vnk nenormali kaitina shitas kakas
Grozies kā gribi, bet tā reklāma tevi ir ietekmējusi
Cik nu ietekmejusi, nolureju 1x reizi, mazliet sadusmojos par to crapu un viss, aizmirsta, taka ljoti mazu ietekmi atstaja un taa pat tikai uz to bridi [ Šo ziņu laboja Lood, 10 Aug 2011, 16:24:02 ] | | Offline | | |
| Whazaaa | |  Kopš: 24. Jun 2004
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| Harcix | |  Kopš: 16. May 2002
No: Valmiera
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10 Aug 2011, 16:23:13 Lood rakstīja:
10 Aug 2011, 15:22:09 vadims rakstīja:
10 Aug 2011, 15:11:55 Lood rakstīja:
10 Aug 2011, 14:58:16 MatissC rakstīja:
aliņš
Sorry, bet ljoti, jo ljoti tizla reklama, tas nav kurpes tas ir kurpites un pec tam to pashu par alinju, psc, nu vaitad tiesham nevar noalgot kadu cilveku, kursh liktu prieksha tiesham daudzmaz normalu reklamu, piemeram Carlsberg ir daumaz normalas reklamas, vismaz interesantas, bet nu shi, zemak jau vairs laikam nevar. Sorry, ka ta uzvilkos vnk nenormali kaitina shitas kakas
Grozies kā gribi, bet tā reklāma tevi ir ietekmējusi
Cik nu ietekmejusi, nolureju 1x reizi, mazliet sadusmojos par to crapu un viss, aizmirsta, taka ljoti mazu ietekmi atstaja un taa pat tikai uz to bridi
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| Epix | |  Kopš: 31. Dec 2007
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