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| HannibalLecter | | 20. May 2011, 21:15 |
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| Latviski tulkojot zūd jēga: Вовочка сидит на мусорнике,к нему подходит мент и говорит:-Мальчик где ты сидишь туt же написано,для мусора.-Ой, извените садитесь  |
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| dex2 | | 20. May 2011, 23:01 |
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| dex2 | | 20. May 2011, 23:12 |
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| trenners | | 20. May 2011, 23:19 |
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No: Rīga
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| Kristaps | | 20. May 2011, 23:41 |
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| Sick_Bastard | | 21. May 2011, 00:40 |
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No: Tukums
Ziņojumi: 698
Braucu ar: E36,E46
| Daudzi zin orģinālo, bet šis ir labs
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| jim-beam | | 21. May 2011, 02:27 |
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Whazaaa  | | 21. May 2011, 09:59 |
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No: Saulkrasti
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| What to Do When the Rapture Doesn’t Happen: A Guide for Believers
Adrian Chen — Greetings, faithful reader. We assume you are reading this on Sunday, after the Rapture did not occur on Saturday as you believed it would. How do you deal with such a stunning turn of events? We're here to help.
We feel for you, rapture believers. You have endured years of ridicule and traveled the world to spread your message that Judgement Day would occur on May 21st, 2011. You've even risked your family's health and happiness. But now it's May 22nd and you have awoken to a normal, non-rapturous Sunday morning. You are confused, panicked, and running really low on groceries.
Dealing with this is going to be tricky. It's the existential equivalent of tripping on a curb and falling on your face. But you have a few options:
Act Casual
Now that the Rapture hasn't happened, the best way for believers to save face is to just play off the whole thing like it wasn't a big deal in the first place: "I mean, I am pretty surprised God didn't descend from the sky and call up His faithful to heaven yesterday. But I really thought the Pistons would make the playoffs, too."
Fake It
If you don't think you can face your family and friends after years of harping on about a Rapture that didn't happen, you could make your own Rapture. Hide in the attic and pretend you got raptured. If anyone tries to get you to come down just be like, "Na na na, can't hearrrrrr you 'cause I'm in heaven partying with the angels!" Live the rest of your life in the attic.
Pretend You Just Woke Up From a Years-Long Walking Coma
"Where am I? Who are you? Is M*A*S*H still on TV? I believed what would happen yesterday?"
Push It Back
The rapture has been delayed more than the opening of the Spider-Man musical. The guy who started this thing, 89-year-old Family Radio Worldwide founder Harold Camping, first predicted the Rapture would happen in 1994, but then revised it in light of new "research." Now that the Rapture didn't happen again, it's just a matter of a few minutes of Googling to figure out the real date of the Rapture. Tip: Pick May 21st, 2111 so you only have to change one number on all your signs.
Beat Up The Guy Who Told You There Would Be a Rapture
[Show up early because there's going to be a line
. Harold Camping's church has amassed a net worth of $72 million with this end-of-the-world scam, and he's not offering refunds.
Stop Believing In Fake Bullshit
This will never happen, of course.
intervija ar veco krāpnieku
ddažiem tie nav joki
But the award for most disturbing rapture-related tale goes to the Haddad family. Two years ago Abby Haddad Carson left her job to "sound the trumpet" with her husband. They have three teenagers, but decided to stop saving for college since none of them will live to graduate high school. They dragged the kids from their home in Maryland to proselytize in the streets of New York, which is how they wound up talking to a Times reporter. "My mom has told me directly that I'm not going to get into heaven," said 16-year-old Grace. "At first it was really upsetting, but it's what she honestly believes." 14-year-old Joseph added, "I don't really have any motivation to try to figure out what I want to do anymore, because my main support line, my parents, don't care." [ Šo ziņu laboja Whazaaa, 21 May 2011, 10:07:38 ]
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| LowRider | | 21. May 2011, 10:39 |
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| LowRider | | 21. May 2011, 10:40 |
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| RENIO | | 21. May 2011, 12:31 |
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 4669
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|  Spied "Play", lai skatītos video! [ Šo ziņu laboja RENIO, 21 May 2011, 12:31:48 ] |
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| VATliX | | 21. May 2011, 13:12 |
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Ziņojumi: 2136
Braucu ar: vilcienu uz sibiriju.
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| Rudolfsk | | 21. May 2011, 13:25 |
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No: Rīga
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| šādus jau vajadzēs uz Rīgas ielām izlikt : Links |
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| Norchx | | 21. May 2011, 14:21 |
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No: Rīga
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| Attēlā redzams, kā vīrietis Velsā mēģina nopirkt biļeti sev un savam ponijam. Vīrietim gan neļāva ar poniju iekāpt vilcienā, tāpēc viņš pametis staciju un uz 100 jūdžu attālo galamērķi aizgājis kājām.
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| by_magnus | | 21. May 2011, 15:28 |
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| chawijs | | 21. May 2011, 15:39 |
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pussy fart :d
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| traffic | | 21. May 2011, 15:39 |
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 2856
Braucu ar: Ar muti
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Kotrabandas cigarešu tirgošana pirkt/pārdot. |
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DOPING  | | 21. May 2011, 21:42 |
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No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 5432
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| Araajz | | 21. May 2011, 21:47 |
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21 May 2011, 15:39:51 traffic rakstīja:
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Kotrabandas cigarešu tirgošana pirkt/pārdot.
itkā jau no februāra vajadzēja gan dzēsties, bet 
Labi, ka CSDD nav tāda sistēma  |
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Jancuks  | | 21. May 2011, 22:17 |
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21 May 2011, 15:39:51 traffic rakstīja:
userim ar4ijs brīdinājums labs
Kotrabandas cigarešu tirgošana pirkt/pārdot.
itkā jau no februāra vajadzēja gan dzēsties, bet
Labi, ka CSDD nav tāda sistēma
Vispar gribetos zinat ka tas apdāvinātais admins kas uzlika viņam to brīdinājumu zināja ka viņš tirgo kontrabandas cigaretes? Varbūt tās bija ar Latvijas akcīzes marku  |
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