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| subaru | | 18. May 2011, 11:15 |
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 Kopš: 17. Jun 2002
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 10484
Braucu ar: rokām uz stūres
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18 May 2011, 11:10:34 stuntman rakstīja:
17 May 2011, 22:49:22 paganelli rakstīja:
Vai esat pazīstami ar spēcīgajiem personāžiem Jožin un Bažinu?
Jozin un Bazins
Par šo ir gārgts aptuveni 1500 reižu! Šavšelīgi labs!
p.s. Jožin z bažin - Jožins no purva. "Bažin" - purvs 
rekur peec 100 gadiem tie paši krabji live koncii uzstaajaas 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q37wAdD9MoE[ Šo ziņu laboja subaru, 18 May 2011, 11:17:12 ] |
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| starlit | | 18. May 2011, 11:29 |
#3062
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 Kopš: 11. Aug 2008
Ziņojumi: 2020
Braucu ar: BMW
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| patric | | 18. May 2011, 12:56 |
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 Kopš: 22. Sep 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 3199
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| Mazie smaidīgie ASV prezidentiņi - ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☻ |
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| Muchacho | | 18. May 2011, 13:24 |
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Kopš: 14. Oct 2007
Ziņojumi: 387
Braucu ar: divriteni
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17 May 2011, 22:49:22 paganelli rakstīja:
Vai esat pazīstami ar spēcīgajiem personāžiem Jožin un Bažinu?
Jozin un Bazins
Nē, mēs esam pazīstami tikai ar krāvējiem |
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| 7S | | 18. May 2011, 13:28 |
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 Kopš: 07. Aug 2008
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 4335
Braucu ar:
| noteikti, ka bijis, bet labs. 
 Spied "Play", lai skatītos video! |
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rai4uks  
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#3066
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 Kopš: 22. Mar 2009
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 289
Braucu ar: VW
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18 May 2011, 03:05:43 VLD rakstīja:
mums visiem labi zinaamaa hita par Aljonu tapshanas process ...
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you made my day! |
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CP17  | | 18. May 2011, 14:11 |
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 Kopš: 17. Dec 2002
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 17
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| CP17 | | 18. May 2011, 14:12 |
#3068
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Kopš: 17. Dec 2002
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 17
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| CP17 | | 18. May 2011, 14:13 |
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Kopš: 17. Dec 2002
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 17
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zzips  | | 18. May 2011, 14:17 |
#3070
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 Kopš: 20. Feb 2004
Ziņojumi: 28219
Braucu ar: Slēgta tipa visurgājēju
| The following are a number of transcribed conversations to technical
support departments:
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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Christine says: A white one...
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Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute.. I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk.. Sorry....
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Tech support: Click on the 'My Computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and --.
Customer: Listen pal, don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer.' I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah.....................thank you.
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies..
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?
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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer:
Tech support: Are you running it under Windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
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And last, but not least...
Tech support: "Okay Mickey, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P " to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!
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*Keep going..... It will all make sense soon |
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| Tune-L | | 18. May 2011, 14:42 |
#3071
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 Kopš: 12. Jun 2002
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 20537
Braucu ar: BMW 4 F36 Gran Coupe, BMW 4 G26 Gran Coupe
| Shis iespaarda 
Zheel, ka neesmu regjistreejies un nevaru izlasiit un apskatiit visu
http://www.vipi.lv/paparaci/latvija/idn46153/ka...s-atradija-foto/
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| yo_G | | 18. May 2011, 15:07 |
#3072
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Kopš: 27. Oct 2008
Ziņojumi: 1072
Braucu ar: GTI
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| nrcha | | 18. May 2011, 15:35 |
#3073
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 Kopš: 16. Jun 2003
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 2643
Braucu ar: smaidu
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"Trees're always a relief, after people." (c) D. Mitchell |
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| Laachpleeis | | 18. May 2011, 17:08 |
#3074
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 Kopš: 09. Jan 2011
No: Tukums
Ziņojumi: 263
Braucu ar: pirkstu pa pakaļu
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18 May 2011, 14:11:13 CP17 rakstīja:
kāds negrib paskaidrot?
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| Tune-L | | 18. May 2011, 17:09 |
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Kopš: 12. Jun 2002
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 20537
Braucu ar: BMW 4 F36 Gran Coupe, BMW 4 G26 Gran Coupe
| Dzipam izskataas baakuguns pa visu jumtu, akls esi .....
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| Pro5pect | | 18. May 2011, 17:35 |
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 Kopš: 23. Dec 2009
Ziņojumi: 31
Braucu ar: X-Trail
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18 May 2011, 17:09:32 Tune-L rakstīja:
Dzipam izskataas baakuguns pa visu jumtu, akls esi .....
Es ar nepamaniju sakuuma! |
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| monahss | | 18. May 2011, 18:25 |
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 Kopš: 07. Apr 2007
No: Zilupe
Ziņojumi: 1695
Braucu ar: 2.5
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18 May 2011, 17:35:48 Pro5pect rakstīja:
18 May 2011, 17:09:32 Tune-L rakstīja:
Dzipam izskataas baakuguns pa visu jumtu, akls esi .....
Es ar nepamaniju sakuuma!
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| Laachpleeis | | 18. May 2011, 18:35 |
#3078
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Kopš: 09. Jan 2011
No: Tukums
Ziņojumi: 263
Braucu ar: pirkstu pa pakaļu
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18 May 2011, 17:09:32 Tune-L rakstīja:
Dzipam izskataas baakuguns pa visu jumtu, akls esi .....
ā toč
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| Lood | | 18. May 2011, 18:38 |
#3079
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 Kopš: 22. Apr 2007
No: Rīga
Ziņojumi: 793
Braucu ar:
| par to tech support vnk norecos liks, bet nu ticu ka ir ljoti, jo ljoti stulbi/dumji cilveki, kur tiesam uztver visu tik burtiski ........ [ Šo ziņu laboja Lood, 18 May 2011, 18:39:58 ] |
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| GUGO | | 18. May 2011, 18:54 |
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Kopš: 28. Jun 2006
Ziņojumi: 604
Braucu ar: ratiem
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