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CP17
13. Apr 2011, 15:41 #2041

Kopš: 17. Dec 2002

No: Zilupe

Ziņojumi: 17

Braucu ar: Sargenģeli


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Apins
13. Apr 2011, 16:00 #2042

Kopš: 14. Sep 2008

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 3464

Braucu ar: RS, Jimny un R1200GS

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.
The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.
She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.
Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.
I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.
I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.
In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.
He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22.
He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work.
Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.
Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.
Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.


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most
13. Apr 2011, 16:19 #2043

Kopš: 27. Mar 2010

No: Dobele

Ziņojumi: 1067

Braucu ar: Yamaha WR450 e46 n62-780hp F11fl

LaBS!

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Bimmer
13. Apr 2011, 16:33 #2044

Kopš: 13. May 2002

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 24401

Braucu ar: Daimler Super V8, BMW 528iA, Audi A3 Sportback 2.0TFSI quattro

Video: Vecrīgā kauslīga meitene pārmāca puišus
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ledusskapis-
13. Apr 2011, 17:47 #2045

Kopš: 19. Jun 2008

No: Saldus

Ziņojumi: 1546

Braucu ar: VW golf2 & Kia Ceed

Cerams ka veel nav bijis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLYWXikMOvg&...r_embedded#at=24

[ Šo ziņu laboja ledusskapis-, 13 Apr 2011, 17:47:26 ]

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Kruuminsh
13. Apr 2011, 19:07 #2046

Kopš: 13. Dec 2008

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 211

Braucu ar:

prikols ir L&M ciigas ar min-max leveli,var pagriezt cik stiptu duumu gribas
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SteelRat
13. Apr 2011, 22:00 #2047

Kopš: 11. Dec 2002

Ziņojumi: 164010

Braucu ar: E95

no motopowera diskusijas



13 Apr 2011, 21:51:29 Benji rakstīja:

13 Apr 2011, 21:46:21 kidd rakstīja:

13 Apr 2011, 21:38:34 falamella rakstīja:
Sodien uz Jurmaleni vazajamies ar puisiem, tika konstateta melna subaru apmalee, aizgajam cauri ar 292km.h nekadas reakcijas, tatad sodien men4i attiecas pret mums <motobrauceiem> lojali.


Tavs zx6r tik aatri neiet. nemuldi

Tas vinjiem uz visiem kopeejais aatrums


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Elksnis
13. Apr 2011, 22:45 #2048

Kopš: 18. Mar 2008

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 1583

Braucu ar:

kuda dalše
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karlsonss
13. Apr 2011, 22:58 #2049

Kopš: 02. Feb 2009

No: Jelgava

Ziņojumi: 23038

Braucu ar:

Kukulis no ciema.
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Dezinfektors
13. Apr 2011, 23:42 #2050

Kopš: 08. Nov 2010

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 499

Braucu ar: Jawu un Audi


[ Šo ziņu laboja Dezinfektors, 13 Apr 2011, 23:42:42 ]

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him
13. Apr 2011, 23:43 #2051

Kopš: 13. Oct 2003

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 9066

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Wilde
14. Apr 2011, 00:50 #2052

Kopš: 22. Dec 2009

Ziņojumi: 1465

Braucu ar: top Zustand W220


14 Apr 2011, 00:39:19 sharkzzz rakstīja:
vajag linku kur vareja indieshu klipiem uzlikt savus subtitrus

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arizah
14. Apr 2011, 01:36 #2053

Kopš: 17. Nov 2005

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 11323

Braucu ar: 43


13 Apr 2011, 13:00:43 91 rakstīja:
Ja kāds vēl nav redzējis, tad ŠEIT var paskatīties "Naša Russia" 5. sezonas pirmās piecas sērijas visā pilnībā.

No youtube viņi pastāvīgi dzēš ārā, tāpēc tur var sameklēt tikai dažādus atgriezumus.


te iespējams ir mazliet vairāk
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LA
14. Apr 2011, 01:41 #2054

Kopš: 20. Feb 2007

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 9366

Braucu ar: 330i, YZ250

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Kalnz
14. Apr 2011, 09:40 #2055

Kopš: 03. May 2007

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 14348

Braucu ar:

Gāga koncertā nokrīt no klavierēm
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FC
14. Apr 2011, 10:46 #2056

Kopš: 17. Mar 2005

Ziņojumi: 809

Braucu ar: HM-1682

bezmērķīga spēle, bet atrauties nevar Flood runner
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CP17
14. Apr 2011, 12:12 #2057

Kopš: 17. Dec 2002

No: Zilupe

Ziņojumi: 17

Braucu ar: Sargenģeli

Pirmais koments
http://urod.ru/news/26109/
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CP17
14. Apr 2011, 13:11 #2058

Kopš: 17. Dec 2002

No: Zilupe

Ziņojumi: 17

Braucu ar: Sargenģeli

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clicks
14. Apr 2011, 13:18 #2059

Kopš: 23. Jul 2006

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 1639

Braucu ar: esinieku

tikko semaku ar taadiem spoguljiem redzeeju
laikam sievai no kosmetiska macinja izraavis
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VMR
14. Apr 2011, 13:42 #2060

Kopš: 07. May 2006

Ziņojumi: 10336

Braucu ar: sporta variantu

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