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Svintlis
29. May 2011, 16:44 #3461

Kopš: 20. Aug 2008

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 1091

Braucu ar: S - class, e36 , vw bora.

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Ragnos
29. May 2011, 16:45 #3462

Kopš: 03. Jul 2008

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 483

Braucu ar: LC120, C1 mocikletu un C4


29 May 2011, 16:44:01 Svintlis rakstīja:


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hustla
29. May 2011, 16:50 #3463

Kopš: 28. Jun 2009

Ziņojumi: 3660

Braucu ar:


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AleXs
29. May 2011, 18:49 #3464

Kopš: 02. Sep 2005

Ziņojumi: 945

Braucu ar:

negribu pārmeklēt vai kādreiz ir bijis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A_PDSmQqDU&feature=related
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Mikuzz
29. May 2011, 21:14 #3465

Kopš: 19. Aug 2005

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 41383

Braucu ar: Transporta līdzekli

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audistsM5
29. May 2011, 21:20 #3466

Kopš: 21. Jan 2009

No: Jūrmala

Ziņojumi: 325

Braucu ar: HZ - 13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKa1cvkWtos&feature=related
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Architect
29. May 2011, 22:11 #3467

Kopš: 07. Sep 2007

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 1444

Braucu ar: Dienesta auto

Brīnos, ka vēl ir kāds, kurš šito nebija redzējis
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starlit
29. May 2011, 22:43 #3468

Kopš: 11. Aug 2008

Ziņojumi: 2020

Braucu ar: BMW

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e2xd
29. May 2011, 23:13 #3469

Kopš: 17. Apr 2009

No: Jelgava

Ziņojumi: 896

Braucu ar: e46 un spirtu

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JAGUAR
29. May 2011, 23:15 #3470

Kopš: 30. Mar 2008

Ziņojumi: 2726

Braucu ar: D

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fleix
29. May 2011, 23:52 #3471

Kopš: 27. Jun 2006

Ziņojumi: 8379

Braucu ar: 22

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Epix
30. May 2011, 00:56 #3472

Kopš: 31. Dec 2007

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 2139

Braucu ar: gumiju

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w
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G1
30. May 2011, 01:21 #3473

Kopš: 22. Jul 2010

Ziņojumi: 807

Braucu ar: ...

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arizah
30. May 2011, 02:28 #3474

Kopš: 17. Nov 2005

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 11323

Braucu ar: 43

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Atvars
30. May 2011, 09:43 #3475

Kopš: 17. May 2002

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 1825

Braucu ar: Lincoln LS, BMW R65RS

Īstiem čaļiem durvis nevajag.
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[ Šo ziņu laboja Atvars, 30 May 2011, 09:48:00 ]

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Skeivs
30. May 2011, 10:04 #3476

Kopš: 13. Jul 2010

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 220

Braucu ar: visiem lipekļiem

Šķēles kratīšana

http://www.spoki.lv/aktuali/Skeles-kratisanas-video/359902
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jurxx
30. May 2011, 10:35 #3477

Kopš: 11. Oct 2007

No: Jelgava

Ziņojumi: 4392

Braucu ar:

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared

the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,


'If FORD had kept up with technology like the computer industry has,

we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.'


*********************************


In response to Bill's comments, FORD issued a press release stating:

'If FORD had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be

driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this

part)


1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash...twice a day.


2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have

to buy a new car.


3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You

would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut

off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue.

For some reason you would simply accept this.


4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause

your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to

reinstall the engine.


5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was

reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would

run on only five percent of the roads.


6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would

all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation'

warning light.


I love the next one...


7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying.


8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you

out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door

handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.


9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn

how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in

the same manner as the old car.


10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off.


PS - I'd like to add that when all else fails, you could call

'customer service' in some foreign country and be instructed in some foreign

language how to fix your car yourself!
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BMasterW
30. May 2011, 10:54 #3478

Kopš: 08. Mar 2007

Ziņojumi: 444

Braucu ar:


30 May 2011, 09:43:12 Atvars rakstīja:
Īstiem čaļiem durvis nevajag.


Labi izstrādāta tehnika un gan jau noravētas durvju aizspiezšanas pogas, citādāk sēklinieki paliktu uz durvīm
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yo_G
30. May 2011, 11:49 #3479

Kopš: 27. Oct 2008

Ziņojumi: 1072

Braucu ar: GTI

http://latvijasnokia.lv/
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Valcha
30. May 2011, 12:02 #3480

Kopš: 10. Dec 2004

No: Rīga

Ziņojumi: 21359

Braucu ar: ar ar ar ..


30 May 2011, 10:04:18 Skeivs rakstīja:
Šķēles kratīšana

http://www.spoki.lv/aktuali/Skeles-kratisanas-video/359902
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